Australian father sets world record with more than 3,200 push ups in an hour

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Helmke was required to keep his body straight on his way up, without bending his knees and waist, while reaching at least a 90-degree angle at the elbow when he lowered himself.

 

Australian father sets world record with more than 3,200 push ups in an hour
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His boobs are bigger than any I've had the privilege to cop a feel.

 

His boobs are bigger than any I've had the privilege to cop a feel.

They're called pecs ... and I doubt there's an ounce of fat in them

 

They're called pecs ...

I've got pecs. Those are boobs.

 

http://instagr.am/p/Cq9tQksLCXW/
Tail in the air means s#!t's coming down.
https://boingboing.net/2023/04/13/a...urist-to-the-ground-at-yellowstone-video.html

No matter how many times Yellowstone National Park tries to warn its visitors to keep a respectful distance from it wild creatures — including the strong, horned bison — the "tourons" never seem to get the message. Until, perhaps, the message is sent directly from the bison itself.

 

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested, FBI says​

The FBI alleges Josiah Ernesto Garcia used a site called "Rent-a-Hitman" to apply for a job as an assassin. Garcia was arrested at a park in Hendersonville, Tennessee, on Wednesday by an undercover agent, according to a news release.

 

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested, FBI says​

All of those sorts of sites are monitored by the FBI or some sort of LEO.

"I was looking into civilian law enforcement but that's not for me," he told the agent, according to the criminal complaint. "I wanted something more exciting."

After agreeing to the terms of the murder arrangement — including the terms of payment and a description of the target — Garcia asked the agent if he needed to provide a photograph of the dead body.

It's like catching fish, in a barrel.

 

https://slate.com/technology/2023/0...warning-bad-actors-threat-bogus-debunked.html
Actually, Charging Your Phone in a Public USB Port Is Fine
Here’s how the FBI, the FCC, and hundreds of news organizations got this one wrong.

Ultimately what the whole scenario offers is not a warning to avoid public charging stations, but a reminder that verified social media accounts from government agencies are uniquely equipped to create unfounded mass hysteria.
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Why couldn’t I find any actual people charged with or victimized by juice jacking, I asked Andy Thompson, an “offensive cybersecurity evangelist” at CyberArk, an information security company.

“Because it doesn’t exist,” he explained. Zulfikar Ramzan, the chief scientist at the consumer cybersecurity company Aura, agreed, “There isn’t much evidence to show that ‘juice jacking’ is a widespread problem,” he said, “but it still remains a real security threat.”

 

https://news.yahoo.com/rats-going-hate-kathy-nyc-115729196.html
'Rats are going to hate Kathy': NYC appoints first-ever 'rat czar' to crack down on rodents

 

https://www.cnn59.com/2023/04/a-woman-who-pooped-her-pants-halfway.html
A woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

 

https://www.cnn59.com/2023/04/a-woman-who-pooped-her-pants-halfway.html
A woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

Running can trigger the bowels for a few reasons, but most runners handle the urge differently. .... indeed ... ughhh

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-65314241
Top ultrarunner Joasia Zakrzewski disqualified for using a car in race

The 47-year-old GP, from Dumfries, is understood to have been tracked on GPX mapping data covering a mile of the race in just one minute 40 seconds.

You're telling me we can't ride in a car even part way through a running race?

" she did wear her seatbelt when moving to the next check-in station and that type of character should count for something"

 

https://www.wfsb.com/2023/04/17/man-arrested-running-illegal-dental-operation-danbury-hotel-room/
Man arrested for running illegal dental operation in a Danbury hotel room

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ing-competition-for-children-prompts-backlash
New Zealand feral cat hunting competition for children prompts backlash

The North Canterbury Hunting Competition announced the new category on Saturday, where children 14 and under will hunt feral cats for the possibility of a $250 prize.

Prospective entrants were warned that killing anyone’s beloved pet would see them expelled from the running: any children who produced dead microchipped cats would have their entire entry disqualified.

 

 

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https://www.nist.gov/blogs/taking-measure/going-nuts-over-nists-standard-reference-peanut-butter

 

https://www.insider.com/counterfeit-cash-ring-busted-after-tip-guy-who-sucks-thumb-2023-4
Agents busted a counterfeit money operation in Ohio after getting a tip about a suspect who 'sucks his thumb' and 'lives with his grandmother'

 

https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-ca...swarm-of-mayflies-stuns-residents-at-nc-lake/

 

https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-ca...swarm-of-mayflies-stuns-residents-at-nc-lake/
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A nocturnal feast for the bats!

 

Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities.