https://www.newscientist.com/articl...ping-woman-while-being-tracked-by-biologists/

It was 2.30 am when Lea-Ann Mears suddenly woke to the feeling of a 4-metre-long scrub python sinking its teeth into her posterior.

 

which had been implanted with a radiotelemetry device – for the previous five weeks as part of a study...
I wonder how long did it take him to train it to attack posteriors?

 

Not weird. Awesome!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1302617328140640256

 

Not weird. Awesome!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1302617328140640256

The numbers she cites sound about right... but I don't understand what she intends to do with the pellets!!!

 

Not weird. Awesome!

I don't get it ?

 

I don't get it...

I bet she does.

 

I bet she does.

But not from you

 

https://www.kptv.com/good_day_orego...cle_39aabe0c-12d9-11eb-91da-cb47f888316b.html

BORING, OR (KPTV) - Tuesday is National Sasquatch Awareness Day, and Joe V. toured a local destination that explores the possible existence of Bigfoot.

The North American Bigfoot Center is located right off of Highway 26 in Boring. The museum was opened by Cliff Barackman, who starred for years on the docuseries Finding Bigfoot.

The museum is a collection of exhibits and artifacts that Barackman says, taken in total, proves that Bigfoot exists.

https://www.change.org/p/u-s-government-declare-october-20th-national-sasquatch-awareness-day

Sasquatch is more than a legend. He/she is American folklore as much as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

 

I know Sasquatch, and that's no Sasquatch. It's a Wookie!

 

I know Sasquatch, and that's no Sasquatch. It's a Wookie!

https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Into_the_Great_Unknown

Blackman crafted a story that involved Han Solo and Chewbacca landing on Earth in the Pacific Northwest, Han dying, and Chewbacca being mistaken for Bigfoot while roaming the forests in the proceeding years.

 

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/prague-cafe-employees-slot-car-races-bar-emptied-covid-19

Staff at the café, which is popular with the local arts community, are still working to prepare takeout orders, according to the report, but now they have something to keep them occupied in between orders. They decided to set up the track after one worker found it in storage at home.

 

That's a lot of ink!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/former-t...e-charged-with-theft-of-1-3m-in-printer-toner

A year-long government audit has led to an arrest in what investigators said was the theft of $1.3 million in printer toner from the public library in Austin, Texas, according to reports.

The accused thief, Randall Whited, worked for the library and was in charge of purchasing supplies with little oversight, according to reports.

 

Anthony Weiner never did.

There you go... it was an accident! ... that explains so much! ... the guy should now feel an enormous sense of relief just thinking about his imminent exoneration:

https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-brian-stelter-jeffrey-toobin-masturbation-accident

"... He exposed himself during a Zoom call with New Yorker colleagues in what he says was an accident. Here's our full story"

 

I miss Ant-ny.

 

A very costly mistake:

https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireSt...ource_4380645_4_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed

In what most people would consider a lucrative mistake, a Detroit-area man who accidentally bought an extra lottery ticket has won two $1 million jackpots.

 

https://www.kptv.com/illinois-boy-c...cle_608bfb6a-dbfb-5667-aab9-8f4f2439c2e9.html

'Top Mullet'

 

Joey as a boy?

 

Joey as a boy? View attachment 220532

Unlikely.

 

more likely.

 

https://www.gcytek.com/11619-teenager-finally-achieves-her-dream-of-dating-godzilla/