Occam's Razor dictates that divine intervention is a more plausible explanation...

Spoiler

The briefcase was a time-travel device.

 

In the lobby of one of our college dorms was an old fashioned wooden sitdown pay telephone booth. A guy was sitting in it with the door closed when some irate guy from another school who was pissed off because he took his girlfriend out on a date opened up on him with a revolver. Six shots and not a scratch on him.

 

At Ecclesiastes 9:11 King Solomon said:
"I have seen something further under the sun, that the swift do not always win the race, nor do the mighty win the battle, nor do the wise always have the food, nor do the intelligent always have the riches, nor do those with knowledge always have success, because time and unexpected events overtake them all."

So even Wise King Solomon knew way back then that Chit happens!

 

 

Not only are we polluting our food, water and air, we're also polluting space.

 

Bear takes one in the boys (24 sec)

 

 

one in the boys

I felt that! those should be banned.

 

I felt that! those should be banned.

What? ... you want to ban "the boys" ???? whatever for????

 

Because it hurts!

 

Bear takes one in the boys (24 sec)

The poor guy will miss the train tonight.

 

Golden Meat, coming soon to a store near you...
https://www.studyfinds.org/golden-meat-healthier-beef-products-plant-nutrients/

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/6174191/royal-navy-faslane-nuclear-missiles-drunk/

OFF HIS WARHEAD
Royal Navy officer in charge of 16 nuclear missiles turned up ‘staggering drunk’ and scoffing BBQ chicken

Was never drunk on duty but I might have been under the influence of Narcotics and Psychedelics .

 

Drunk twice in my lifetime. High a few more times than that - but on pot. Nothing harder.

 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident

Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation...

He thought they said "erection stimulation". Understandable mistake.

 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident



He thought they said "erection stimulation". Understandable mistake.

Couldn't have happen to a nicer (person).

 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident



He thought they said "erection stimulation". Understandable mistake.

Geez... his sublimely sincere apology qualifies as a masterful work of diction:

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,”

How does anyone ever recover from something like that?

 

Anthony Weiner never did.

 

Anthony Weiner never did.

I miss him.

 

https://www.newscientist.com/articl...ping-woman-while-being-tracked-by-biologists/

It was 2.30 am when Lea-Ann Mears suddenly woke to the feeling of a 4-metre-long scrub python sinking its teeth into her posterior.