Silly Bolsheviks...

Silly... but they get paid by the click...

 

A tale for the crypt:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-declared-dead-found-alive-detroit-funeral-home/

A young woman who was declared dead at her suburban Detroit home opened her eyes at a funeral home as she was about to embalmed

 

@cmartinez apparently I’ve ignored you, I didn’t do it. There is something seriously off today.

kv

 

@cmartinez apparently I’ve ignored you, I didn’t do it. There is something seriously off today.

kv

Ignored me? ... why do you say that?

 

Stay awake until you drive to the chop-shop.

https://www.kptv.com/news/happy-val...cle_ae6a50aa-e7d1-11ea-a3ea-4bfe9efeb715.html

A 28-year-old man was arrested early Tuesday morning after deputies found him passed out in a stolen vehicle, according to the Happy Valley Police Department.
...
The deputy approached the vehicle and saw that the driver appeared to be passed out in the driver's seat with a screwdriver in his lap.
...
Tongate-Ehlers was booked into the Clackamas County Jail on charges of unauthorized use of a vehicle, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of a burglary tool/theft device, and the arrest warrant.

A screwdriver is a burglary tool/theft device?

 

Stay awake until you drive to the chop-shop.

https://www.kptv.com/news/happy-val...cle_ae6a50aa-e7d1-11ea-a3ea-4bfe9efeb715.html


A screwdriver is a burglary tool/theft device?

28? The guy looks in his 50s.

Tough life.

 

...appeared to be passed out ... with a screwdriver in his lap.

Wait... that's happened to me before!

 

More like tough drugs...

 

Ignored me? ... why do you say that?

Thats just it, I didn’t do it. Somehow you got ignored, but my password is so simple so I changed it to a complex one now.

kv

 

Another 'Happy Valley' story.

https://www.kptv.com/news/man-growl...cle_f79a274c-e7ee-11ea-b002-57c6966d9b4e.html

HAPPY VALLEY, OR (KPTV) – A man growled at deputies and tried to bite one of them after crashing a stolen car through a portable toilet and into a ditch in Happy Valley on Wednesday, according to the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said Brian Adam Gallagher, 29, of The Dalles, fled after crashing the Ford Crown Victoria through the porta potty near Hemrich Road. The sheriff’s office said the porta-potty was “utterly destroyed” and that the car had been reported as stolen by Gresham police.

 

Whomever was sitting in that porta-potty must have been pretty surprised!

 

Officials say they were responding to an earlier crash when the Tesla rammed into the deputy’s vehicle, which then hit a state trooper’s vehicle. Two of the cars were totaled, and no one was injured, Wilson said.

Devainder Goli of Raleigh is accused of violating the move-over law and watching television while operating a vehicle, according to officials.

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article245267595.html

Tesla driver crashes into cop car while watching movie on autopilot, NC officials say

One aspect of this is how a self-driving system could miss flashing blue and red police lights at night.

 

It just had to be suppositories:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/patric...m-alabama-homemade-cancer-drug-suppositories/

An Alabama man has been indicted on charges he manufactured homemade and untested cancer drugs in his kitchen and marketed them to "alternative-medicine doctors" in the U.S., Mexico and elsewhere, according to federal prosecutors.

 

https://www.today.com/food/police-bust-elaborate-scheme-steal-sell-nearly-300-000-worth-t190368

This heist story is more than a little nuts.

 

https://www.today.com/food/police-bust-elaborate-scheme-steal-sell-nearly-300-000-worth-t190368

This heist story is more than a little nuts.

oh boy... now I have this craving for pistachio ice cream...

 

 

Very weird Flight Simulator glitches caused by stupid AI.

https://www.pocket-lint.com/games/news/microsoft/153438-flight-simulator-gallery-mistakes-glitches

 

 

Gotta Love a Lada!

 

OK, this is the "Something Weird" thread - but this isn't so much "Weird" as it is "AWESOME!"