And now for something weird...

DickCappels

Joined Aug 21, 2008
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joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
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CONOP 8888-11
https://kotaku.com/the-us-military-has-a-real-plan-to-fight-the-zombie-apo-1576586987

Our military has a plan to fight off a zombie attack but not one for an alien invasion.
So let me get this straight ? They are planning for the dead to actually come back to life (which has never, ever happened)
instead of planning for someone making it here from another planet.

Go USA
Brzrkr
The zombie attack is expected in November, well before the alien attack in December.

We are not expected to survive the zombie attack...thus, no plan for the aliens.
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
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https://www.kptv.com/general/video-...cle_713bf7ed-42b5-51ba-8d57-f17ecb7479d6.html

"We will review the circumstances to prevent accidents like this from happening again, and hold people accountable," he said.
I wonder who they hold accountable when lightning strikes? IMHO, the odds of something like this happening are about the same.

I used to fly some pretty big kites as a kid. Lots of rope (twine) burns...but safety was something we never considered.
 

Berzerker

Joined Jul 29, 2018
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@killivolt post #6,242
From what I understand of these passages in the bible they were a vision, It never really happened. I think the vision comes from after Jerusalem was destroyed and was to show Ezekiel that only God can raise the dead...Not man, nor virus or any other thing.
No "real" zombies have ever been documented.

As for aliens (?). This still remains to be seen. I saw where the space station caught something between them and the earth here recently. Can't say it is, can't say it isn't (aliens) and the government sure isn't going to tell us.
Brzrkr
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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Zombie attack: Two thoughts on that.

First, it's happening in the US Congress.

Second, since zombies eat brains - most US citizens (me included) (citizenship that is) have nothing to worry about.
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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That or something similar is what got me banned from the Corona thread. But you being who you are, are safe.
Posting a news release from the FDA about a possible poison hazard for adults and children?

Silver Spring, MD — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is warning consumers about alcohol-based hand sanitizers that are being packaged in containers that may appear as food or drinks and may put consumers at risk of serious injury or death if ingested. The agency has discovered that some hand sanitizers are being packaged in beer cans, children’s food pouches, water bottles, juice bottles and vodka bottles. Additionally, the FDA has found hand sanitizers that contain food flavors, such as chocolate or raspberry.
 
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nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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The comments about the FDA were not political. I was making 'something weird' comment about the FDA presser that contained the information about 'some hand sanitizers are being packaged in beer cans'.
 
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