https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...pain-day-after-opening-injuries-costa-del-sol

Someone forgot the snake pit at the end.

 

Gotta love summer time

https://www.instyle.com/fashion/clothing/underboob-bikini-trend?

 

Gotta love summer time

https://www.instyle.com/fashion/clothing/underboob-bikini-trend?

a whole new meaning to the phrase "hanging out" ...

 

Gotta love summer time

https://www.instyle.com/fashion/clothing/underboob-bikini-trend?

Just be careful what you hope for,

 

Gotta love summer time

https://www.instyle.com/fashion/clothing/underboob-bikini-trend?

Under boobs, side boobs, and wholly exposed naked boobs are passé here.

But, like I tell my wife, staring at boobs makes men healthy. I get my daily workout at the beach.

 

https://www.altpress.com/news/disneyland-star-wars-stormtrooper-enforce-time-limit/

If you’re looking to visit a galaxy far, far away at the end of this month, you’ll want to note that you only have about four hours to do so. Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge is set to open in Disneyland on May 31 and in an effort to avoid overcrowding, the happiest place on earth will use Stormtroopers to enforce the time limit.

 

But, like I tell my wife, staring at boobs makes men healthy. I get my daily workout at the beach.

Your days may be numbered!

 

Your days may be numbered!

Yeah. The exhaustion is killing me.

 

Under boobs, side boobs, and wholly exposed naked boobs are passé here.

But, like I tell my wife, staring at boobs makes men healthy. I get my daily workout at the beach.

Exactly how dirty old men become dirty old men.

 

Exactly how dirty old men become dirty old men.

No. Dirty old men are men. Just older.

 

https://boston.cbslocal.com/2019/05/13/jamaica-plain-residents-fear-wild-turkeys/

“The one incident I had was with my mailman. I heard a lot of commotion. I looked outside and they had him cornered across the street, and he moved in a direction, and they were pecking,” says Dorothy Sergi who was out walking her dog.

“Just in front of my house, my husband has gone out maybe four or five times with the rake and the broom to keep them away from various people,” adds Kathy Milmoe.

 

 

I really hope that this dude's palate learned the difference between cooking wine and the real thing.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-48292972

A lucky diner was accidentally served a £4,500 bottle of red wine at a restaurant.

 

Getting fired for being too drunk to dance nekked...

https://okcfox.com/news/local/police-woman-throws-billiard-balls-at-manager-after-being-fired

Police said they were called to Red Dog Saloon for an assault after an employee was fired and had hit the manager with a billiard ball.

 

Gotta love summer time

https://www.instyle.com/fashion/clothing/underboob-bikini-trend?

Ok, I must admit that “underboobs” in the URL caught my attention. Do you think that I should share @joeyd999 ’s link with my girlfriend?

 

Ok, I must admit that “underboobs” in the URL caught my attention. Do you think that I should share @joeyd999 ’s link with my girlfriend?

Your continued good health depends on it.

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/16/tac...d-the-nightat-its-new-palm-springs-hotel.html

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/16/tac...d-the-nightat-its-new-palm-springs-hotel.html

The Mexican fast-food chain is taking over a Palm Springs, California, hotel and resort

... how many times do I have to tell people that Taco Bell is *not* Mexican food? ... it's rather like Tex-Mex, which is an entirely different sub-culture / cuisine ... in fact, not a single place down here that I know of serves anything even remotely similar to what Taco Bell offers... thank goodness...

 

More idiocy, with tragic consequences.

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc...t-man-s-tragedy-tests-gender-notions-n1006466

When the man arrived at the hospital with severe abdominal pains, a nurse didn’t consider it an emergency, noting that he was obese and had stopped taking blood pressure medicines. In reality, he was pregnant — a transgender man in labor that was about to end in a stillbirth.

 

... how many times do I have to tell people that Taco Bell is *not* Mexican food?

I think anyone that cares already knows that.

The mistake may have an historical origin. Taco Bell came onto the scene where I lived when I was starting high school (ie. a long time ago). At the time there were precisely zero Mexican restaurants (or people) around and nothing else even close. People needed a simple way to describe the newcomer, and somehow "Mexican" was the word people used. I don't know if "Tex-Mex" was too nuanced or complicated, but nobody had ever heard that term at the time. We had Italian, German and French restaurants, and so Taco Bell was deemed "Mexican".

Another way of looking at it is the Venn diagram approach. Taco Bell food is none of the other nationalities named above but you could argue that the TexMex circle overlaps the circle called Mexican, and might even be inside of it from the perspective of a northern Yankee. Tacos and burritos didn't overlap any other circle we were familiar with.