Stupidity of people never ceases to amaze.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/he...g-vampire-facial/ar-AAAJaoZ?OCID=ansmsnnews11

Actually I am shocked they didn't knowingly get someone else's blood. Which technically happened here, they just didn't know it.

As usual the MSM got it wrong. Kim Kardashian is not a vampire. I think they call her a ... .

https://www.ranker.com/list/signs-you-are-dating-a-succubus/jacob-shelton

 

Thanks now I won't sleep tonight.

 

https://www.kptv.com/news/it-s-supe...cle_55ae411a-6bc2-11e9-a500-b30eb612adcc.html

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48132192

Police say the 56-year-old restaurant owner responded to their complaint by throwing the food in their faces.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48132192

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/burger-king-takes-mcdonald-s-range-unhappy-meals-n1001096

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/burger-king-takes-mcdonald-s-range-unhappy-meals-n1001096

It's funny 'cause Burger King is always trying to outsmart McD's...

 

It's funny 'cause Burger King is always trying to outsmart McD's...

I thought he was gunning for Wendy's hot and juicy.

 

I thought he was gunning for Wendy's hot and juicy.

https://www.itemlive.com/2018/05/09...s-promposal-eases-frosty-relationship-wendys/

 

https://www.itemlive.com/2018/05/09...s-promposal-eases-frosty-relationship-wendys/

So, what's McDonald going to do with his quarter pounder?

 

So, what's McDonald going to do with his quarter pounder?

I dunno... rebrand it as the "Quarter-Incher"? ...

 

So, what's McDonald going to do with his quarter pounder?

Look for a date at the prom.

 

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/201...-friday-night-at-not-so-boring-bar-grill.html

Clackamas County Sheriff’s deputies have arrested a 59-year-old man on accusations that he tried to kill another man by shooting him in the chest in the parking lot of a bar in Boring on Friday night.

Deputies booked Gerald Bruce Newman into jail under accusations of attempted murder, first-degree assault and unlawful use of a weapon at the Not So Boring Bar & Grill at 28014 S.E. Wally Road.

 

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/201...-friday-night-at-not-so-boring-bar-grill.html

Apparently that is a popular bar. It has come up on my search when planning this year's trip.

 

Apparently that is a popular bar. It has come up on my search when planning this year's trip.

If you're ever in the area:
https://www.poopys.com

 

Undercover agent.
woman charged for trespassing

 

Undercover agent.
woman charged for trespassing

... "Agent Penis."

 

... "Agent Penis."

She got it confused. She was supposed to speak to Agent Dick (Richard) but wanted to be polite.

 

She got it confused. She was supposed to speak to Agent Dick (Richard) but wanted to be polite.

Or, possibly, lost in translation.

 

Or, possibly, lost in translation.

She was looking for agent Coke (Korean pronunciation).

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/coup...plague-after-eating-raw-marmot-135154552.html

The couple had eaten the meat of the marmot, a type of rodent, as it was thought to be a remedy for good health, it was reported.

Sadly, they were misinformed.