And now for something weird...

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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https://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/07/couple_high_on_bath_salts_thou.html


A couple high on suspected bath salts who thought fireflies were green lasers from aliens are accused of breaking into two homes in Clinton County last weekend, state police say.

Katherine McCloskey, 22, and Jesse Shields, 30, both of Mill Hall, told police they spent Friday night driving a pickup truck around the Loganton area of Clinton County, and after dark they started seeing green lights similar to fireflies. McCloskey told police they knew they were not lightning bugs because they were blinking twice.
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
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Do "bath salts" have any redeeming medical usage at all? I haven't heard of any. Just a way of making the stupid stupider.
Bath salts are one of the unintended consequences of the War on Drugs.

They're proof that you can't use the law to keep those determined from killing themselves.
 

wayneh

Joined Sep 9, 2010
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Bath salts are one of the unintended consequences of the War on Drugs.
My friends and family are probably sick of me spouting my Law of Unintended Consequences.

I don't have a formal statement of my law yet, but the essence is that the UCs of government policies are usually (always?) more important than the laws/policies themselves, and are usually (again, always?) negative.

It follows naturally from Wayne's Law of Unintended Consequences that the very notion of passing a new, untested law and thinking you will get away unscathed is an act of hubris. Only the most arrogant among us - politicians - think they can be more clever than the forces of nature.
 

nsaspook

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