http://www.kptv.com/story/38505368/...ens-crashes-near-battle-ground?autostart=true

NEAR BATTLE GROUND, WA (KPTV) -

A semi attempting to make a U-turn on state route 502 west of Battle Ground Monday tipped over and spilled more than 5,000 chickens across the road.

When troopers arrived on the scene, the semi was on its side with "chickens scattered all over the place", Washington State Patrol said.

 

The Great UK Beer Famine of 2018.

Women and children hardest hit (by beer drinking men with no beer).

 

https://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/a...ielding-ex-forces-Montana-man-to-13025663.php

 

https://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/a...ielding-ex-forces-Montana-man-to-13025663.php

... talk about desperately wanting it! ...

 

Women and children hardest hit (by beer drinking men with no beer).

Thats OK, there have been over 600 UK pub closures since last year, approx two a day are closing due to lowering patronage figures.
Max.

 

Thats OK, there have been over 600 UK pub closures since last year, approx two a day are closing due to lowering patronage figures.
Max.

Europe has lost its will to live.

 

https://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/a...ielding-ex-forces-Montana-man-to-13025663.php

Tough call, undressing in front of a crazy person with a machete. Hard to protect all appendages at once.

 

She wasn't done yet. It might be exciting. And besides, it's illegal for a man to say no.

 

On the subject of dangerous looking inventions:

https://www.facebook.com/agung.supadma.3/videos/10205021567216278/

 

On the subject of dangerous looking inventions:

https://www.facebook.com/agung.supadma.3/videos/10205021567216278/

I'm amazed that the water stayed in the tray. The poster may have gotten lucky with a period mismatch between the tray and shaker. Any hint resonance would send water all over.

 

Greater love hath no man when he dies for his idea, especially if it involves BEER!
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/report-...-installing-beer-tap-invention-215107988.html
Max.

 

Greater love hath no man when he dies for his idea, especially if it involves BEER!
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/report-...-installing-beer-tap-invention-215107988.html
Max.

Martyr.

 

Martyr.

What better epitaph could there be!

“He was a kind friend who dedicated his life to elevating the draft beer experience.
We salute his passion and dedication to revolutionizing the beverage industry.
Our thoughts and prayers are with his family.”
Max.

 

The rate at which beer can be dispensed at games is the main limit of sales dollars. May he rest in peace.

 

The rate at which beer can be dispensed at games is the main limit of sales dollars.

Such a clinical outlook!

I prefer to think of it as the main limit of how much happiness can be spread (sloshed?) around.

 

 

What goes up, must come down...just not that quickly.

 

Not quite dead:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44681264

A South African woman is recovering in hospital after being discovered alive in a mortuary fridge.

The woman was taken to Carletonville morgue, in Gauteng province, having been declared dead by paramedics following a road accident.

 

https://www.dailywire.com/news/3255...omen-are-hard-wired-find-amanda-prestigiacomo

 

https://www.dailywire.com/news/3255...omen-are-hard-wired-find-amanda-prestigiacomo

To the feminists ... OUCH!