We have already determined what you are. Now we are just haggling over the price.

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/20...-delivery-driver-offered-her-200-for-sex.html

$20K instead of $200 she would have never complained.

 

We have already determined what you are. Now we are just haggling over the price.

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/20...-delivery-driver-offered-her-200-for-sex.html

$20K instead of $200 she would have never complained.

What a sad, shallow life those people must have...

 

https://news.sky.com/story/men-in-fake-spacesuits-arrested-over-nasa-scam-11365458

Two men in homemade spacesuits who claimed they had a deal with NASA and could generate electricity "from thunderbolts" have been arrested for allegedly defrauding a businessman.

Indian police tweeted a picture of the father and son duo wearing crinkly silver material and floppy topped helmets after a businessman complained he had been duped out of £156,000.


Virender Mohan Brar, 56, and Nitin Mohan Brar, 30, claimed they would be able to sell a device called the "rice puller" to NASA once it was ready.

 

Given a fox for a dog:

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/05/10/woman-shocked-when-dog-raised-turns-out-to-be-fox.html

For months Wang raised the pup, but kept noticing odd behaviors, like the animal never barked and at three-months-old, the furry pet started refusing to eat dog food

 

Mr. Ulysses P. Stormtrooper.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...s-form-to-move-ups-headquarters-to-his-apartm

 

There are red flags and then there are red flags.

Arizona woman accused of sending 65,000 text messages after first date with man she met online

When a reporter asked whether Ades recognized that sending thousands of text messages seemed threatening, Ades responded that love is "not perfect,"

 

There are red flags and then there are red flags.

Arizona woman accused of sending 65,000 text messages after first date with man she met online

When a reporter asked whether Ades recognized that sending thousands of text messages seemed threatening, Ades responded that love is "not perfect,"

... at least you can't accuse her of lack of enthusiasm ...

 

There are red flags and then there are red flags.

Arizona woman accused of sending 65,000 text messages after first date with man she met online

When a reporter asked whether Ades recognized that sending thousands of text messages seemed threatening, Ades responded that love is "not perfect,"

That would even turn off the pizza delivery guy.

 

Truck surfing.

 

Truck surfing.

Yeah, I saw that ... it's a miracle no one got impaled ...

 

Some fun with magnets:

Bertus

 

That would even turn off the pizza delivery guy.

Ya know, I actually feel a little bad about posting that. Subsequently, I watched an Interview she gave, from Jail. It was sad - grossly dysfunctional thought processes. Some of the text messages that she sent were absolutely horrible. I would like to think that she will receive help/treatment, but, well, you know.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/domestic-dispute-germany-man-arguing-parrot-120043145.html

I remember this classic:

 

Too funny. I wonder who won the argument?

 

Too funny. I wonder who won the argument?

The girlfriend, who of course sided with the parrot...

 

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/05...en-supercar-in-desert-but-no-one-with-it.html

 

Laughing when someone else is tickled:

https://www.newscientist.com/articl...aughs-uncontrollably-when-others-get-tickled/

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/63070...no-eruption-jurassic-egg-lava-cracks-highway/

VOLCANOSAURUS

Where is Mulder and Scully?

 

Everything causes cancer in California.
https://oehha.ca.gov/media/downloads/proposition-65/p65122917_0.pdf

 

Everything causes cancer in California.
https://oehha.ca.gov/media/downloads/proposition-65/p65122917_0.pdf

Exposure to the State of California is known to cause mental degradation.