And now for something weird...

spinnaker

Joined Oct 29, 2009
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Hey it is a pretty view.

So you have a river of lava coming down the street. One dork runs toward it to grab a selfie. Then the cops are pleading with a woman to leave. More money than brains I guess.
A former coworker of mine was on vacation in Hawaii. There was an active lava flow where authorities erected barriers and warning signs not to go out onto the flow. Anyone with even a double digit IQ wouldn't need the signs as the danger was obvious. Well one moron with what have must have been a single digit IQ decided to walk out onto the flow so his new bride could snap a pic.

My former co-worker said one second the guy was standing there, and the next second he was gone. It was like he disappeared. Obviously he broke though the crust. I still can't figure out how he was able to stand out there at all considering all the heat those things must put off.
 
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