Spoiler

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/23/news/kfc-apology-ad-shortage-chicken/index.html

 

Spoiler

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/23/news/kfc-apology-ad-shortage-chicken/index.html

Oh my... I knew about the shortage in the UK... but that ad cannot possibly be true!

 

As long as it is not Fish and Chips!
Or more correctly, Curry and Chips.

Max.

 

It's official: the USA has gone completely insane.

I don't know what's worse: that a kid can be expelled for suggesting that a square root symbol looks like a gun -or-

that the reporter wrote this:

the symbol ... represents a number that when multiplied by itself equals another number.

Illiteracy and insanity: are they, perhaps, related???

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/russian-bo...-shirt-just-failed-doping-test-112808964.html

Russian bobsled federation president Alexander Zubkov announced that Nadezhda Sergeeva tested positive for a banned heart medication. She is the second athlete in the 2018 Winter Olympics to flunk a test. Russian curler Alexander Krushelnitsky was found to have meldonium in his system earlier in the Games.

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/russian-bo...-shirt-just-failed-doping-test-112808964.html

Curling was an excuse to get your wife to go out and drink beer with friends - an outdoors man's erosion of bowling (that ha since been brought indoors).

Anyhow, in 1988, bowling and curling were new/renewed sports in the olympics to revive popularity of the olympics after several boycott years (1980 and 1984) with an attempt to draw some older, less athletic people into the games.

Now, to my point, I cannot believe that half of the doping cases in 2018 olympics are in curling! How hard is sweeping? How much do the drugs help?

 

Now, to my point, I cannot believe that half of the doping cases in 2018 olympics are in curling! How hard is sweeping? How much do the drugs help?

Before

After

 

Before

After

I bet the "before" Olga Got more practice as a sweeper.

 

New Olympic venue.!
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/shirtless-pink-tutu-wearing-streaker-won-olympics-163323971.html
Max.

 

New Olympic venue.!
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/shirtless-pink-tutu-wearing-streaker-won-olympics-163323971.html
Max.

I didn't need to see that.

 

New Olympic venue.!
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/shirtless-pink-tutu-wearing-streaker-won-olympics-163323971.html
Max.

Spoiler

 

http://www.kptv.com/story/37580432/pig-owner-banned-from-adopting-animals-after-allegedly-eating-pet

(Meredith) – A resident in British Columbia, Canada has been banned from adopting animals from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) after they allegedly ate their adopted, pet pig.
...
The organization said an individual adopted Molly back in January, but allegedly ate her last week. They have since been banned from any future adoptions with the SPCA.

 

http://www.kptv.com/story/37580432/pig-owner-banned-from-adopting-animals-after-allegedly-eating-pet

I can't think of a better use for a pet pig.

 

I can't think of a better use for a pet pig.

They make great drinking buddies.

 

Bravo Zulu to the US team but Curling is still boring.

This might be more exciting for the next Olympic Games.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/24/drugs-suspect-toilet-strike-38-days-rather-die-take-poo-7338400/

A suspected drug dealer on a record-breaking toilet strike would rather die than take a poo, his lawyer has said. Lamarr Chambers, 24, has now spent 38 days in police custody after Essex Police arrested and detained him on January 17.
...
Appearing in court yesterday, his lawyer, Andrew Horsall QC, said he finds himself in ‘unchartered territory’ with Chambers. He said his client’s ‘life is at risk’ as he ‘doesn’t want to be resuscitated’ if he collapses, Essex Live reports.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/24/drugs-suspect-toilet-strike-38-days-rather-die-take-poo-7338400/

This is very, very weird... I wouldn't have thought it possible for a human being to go through this sort of ordeal willingly...

 

https://thewest.com.au/news/offbeat...rgan-surrounded-by-cheeseburger-ng-b88754652z

 

I call Fake News.

Ditto. I've stood at the end of marathons and watched who finished. It's a far broader array than you would think possible, but it did not include the morbidly obese. No way, no how this woman ran 26.2 miles unless she had a full day to do it. Even then I doubt it. And who has all that boob sweat with zero armpit sweat? Nobody, that's who. Didn't happen.

 

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/02/28/woman-accused-of-poisoning-lookalike-with-cheesecake/

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – A Brooklyn woman is accused of poisoning her lookalike with cheesecake, then stealing the victim’s identity and other property.