Not the best moment to recognize yourself as an empathetic person.

 

Haven't you ever killed a car before?

Just my tricycle as a very young kid. But then I started to improve my emotional self.

 

Halloween night police blotter.
http://www.kptv.com/story/36735468/...-suspect-in-pink-bunny-costume?autostart=true

PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) -

Police are looking for a man in a pink bunny costume accused of stabbing another man in Portland’s Old Town area early Wednesday morning.

Last year at Times Square.
http://nypost.com/2016/10/30/it-was-not-a-good-halloween-for-times-square-characters/

A man clad in a Cookie Monster costume was stabbed Saturday night in Midtown when he intervened in a fight between a man wearing a Tuskegee Airman ensemble and a man dressed as an American Indian, police sources said.

 

Police are looking for a man in a pink bunny costume...

 

 

Alien Facehugger captured on my surveillance camera.

 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-who-shot-himself-in-penis-charged-with-west-pullman-robbery/

A 19-year-old man who shot himself in the penis after allegedly holding up a South Side hotdog stand Tuesday won’t be going home when he’s released from the hospital.
...
Still pointing the gun at the workers, Pouncy stooped over to collect the cash, Antonietti said. Shifting the gun in his waistband as he ran out, he apparently pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti said.

 

https://www.autoblog.com/2017/11/01/wisconsin-woman-charged-driving-with-child-on-roof/

 

 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-who-shot-himself-in-penis-charged-with-west-pullman-robbery/

That gets a "like" because Mr Criminal got what he deserved... by his own hand...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-41857761
Australia's multimillion dollar broadband network is under attack - from cockatoos.

https://www.nbnco.com.au/blog/the-n...lian-problem-cockatoos-vs-infrastructure.html
"I guess that's Australia for you; if the spiders and snakes don't get you, the cockies will."

Is the insulation soy-based?
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/...ents-Cause-Thousands-in-Damage-418434033.html

 

That gets a "like" because Mr Criminal got what he deserved... by his own hand...

May qualify as a Darwin Award winner. Removed himself from the gene pool (likely a very shallow bay in the pool).

 

"Don't think they thought this through."

Understatement of the year.

 

"Don't think they thought this through."

Understatement of the year.

It should not be surprising. It is Florida.

 

"Don't think they thought this through."

Understatement of the year.

Makes me want to put a gag order on them.

kv

 

Makes me want to put a gag order on them.

kv

Luckily, my wife forgives me frequently.

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-41857761
Australia's multimillion dollar broadband network is under attack - from cockatoos.

https://www.nbnco.com.au/blog/the-n...lian-problem-cockatoos-vs-infrastructure.html
"I guess that's Australia for you; if the spiders and snakes don't get you, the cockies will."

Is the insulation soy-based?
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/...ents-Cause-Thousands-in-Damage-418434033.html

All I can say is underground with boxes above, that'll stop the little bastards and bitches.

kv

 

How many chances do you get?
http://www.kptv.com/story/36761792/...g-shots-to-scare-away-intruder?autostart=true

“This was a European, 9 mm, gentlemanly warning for him. He comes back tonight, it will be an American, little bit bigger caliber. One bullet is enough," Loncar said.

 

Why did the Portland Pet Expo cancel? Satan!
http://www.kgw.com/news/local/portland-pet-expo-cancels-leaves-vendors-without-refunds/488940792

She also blames a lot of the company’s troubles on the aforementioned employee: A female "controller” who was hired by Amazing Pet Expos.

In a statement to KGW, Rilenge claims her former employee “had come to believe she was a prophet tasked with writing a new book of the Bible, was Moses reincarnated, and that the COO of our company was the anti-Christ. She had been timing all of the COO's actions and claimed they all took place in increments of six seconds, six minutes, six hours, etc, thereby confirming he was indeed Satan.

 

Why did the Portland Pet Expo cancel? Satan!
http://www.kgw.com/news/local/portland-pet-expo-cancels-leaves-vendors-without-refunds/488940792

...and that the COO of the company was the anti-Christ."

This appears to be a frequent delusion amongst lunatics of all stripes.