Smooth landing?

Reminds me of one of my flights into St. Thomas.

 

Neanderthals! Android's must be. Lettuce, tomato, cheese, burger. Any civilized person knows that is the proper order for those fixings.

Wait a minute.... you guys don't add ham, bacon and avocado to your burgers?

 

Wait a minute.... you guys don't add ham, bacon and avocado to your burgers?

Why add bacon to a burger when you can have just bacon?

 

Why add bacon to a burger when you can have just bacon?

Quite true... then again, I'm the kind of guy that likes to add burger to his bacon...

 

Wait a minute.... you guys don't add ham, bacon and avocado to your burgers?

And you wonder why they want to build that wall.

 

And you wonder why they want to build that wall.

So you guys won't steal our recipes?

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So you guys won't steal our recipes?

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It has begun

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...-cultural-appropriation-stealing-recipes.html

 

It has begun

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...-cultural-appropriation-stealing-recipes.html

... that cultural appropriation PC'ness is the biggest, most recent pile of BS invented by those who like to get angry at everyone for no reason whatsoever...

People like that should study a little history, and go back to being cavemen if they don't like what they learn.

 

Imagine a concert so long, that not even the composer's great-grand children will get to listen it all:

 

Imagine a concert so long, that not even the composer's great-grand children will get to listen it all:

Glad I don't live next door.

 

This made him smarter.
http://rebrn.com/re/idiot-vs-car-3457099/

 

This made him smarter.
http://rebrn.com/re/idiot-vs-car-3457099/

Here, hold my beer.

 

Haven't you ever killed a car before?

 

Haven't you ever killed a car before?

They fight back.

 

They fight back.

Especially Christine...

 

This made him smarter.
http://rebrn.com/re/idiot-vs-car-3457099/

Good thing he had a big useless flag in his back pocket to wipe the blood from his forehead.

 

Let me mow your lawn and we’ll call it even!
The crazy continues in...

Spoiler: Name the state

Florida, of course

Teen accused of raping neighbor allegedly asked if he could do yard work to make it up to her
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-rapes-neighbor-asks-yardwork-cops-article-1.3555625

 

This 10 year-old kid takes Halloween celebration quite seriously!:

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/10-...bly-creepy-photos-halloween/story?id=50832861​

 

Why am I not shocked by this turn of events.

https://www.apnews.com/b15b41dfdb41...ost-sailors-did-not-activate-emergency-beacon

HONOLULU (AP) — The U.S. Coast Guard announced Monday that the two Hawaii women who say they were lost at sea never activated their emergency beacon, adding to a growing list of inconsistences that cast doubt on the women’s harrowing tale of survival.
...
The two women met in late 2016, and within a week of knowing each other decided to take the trip together. Fuiava had never sailed a day in her life. They planned to take 18 days to get to Tahiti, then travel the South Pacific and return to Hawaii in October.

On their first day at sea, May 3, the two U.S. women described running into a fearsome storm that tossed their vessel with 60 mph (97 kph) winds and 30-foot (9-meter) seas for three days, but meteorologists say there was no severe weather anywhere along their route during that time.

 

Why am I not shocked by this turn of events.

https://www.apnews.com/b15b41dfdb41...ost-sailors-did-not-activate-emergency-beacon

There'll never be a shortage of tall-talers and attention seekers... they probably fantasized about writing a book together, maybe even a movie!