http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...-popeyes-chicken-as-their-own-charges-13.html

You could have a $55 cup of coffee with the $13 Popeyes chicken.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...-jolt-the-usdollar55-cup-of-coffee/vp-AAtDZyo

 

This has to be the greatest comedic episode of all time.

 

You could have a $55 cup of coffee with the $13 Popeyes chicken.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...-jolt-the-usdollar55-cup-of-coffee/vp-AAtDZyo

Oh boy! ... what a joyful coincidence! ... . just when I had exactly $55.00 dlls to spare, and I couldn't remotely imagine what to do with it! ... problem solved, thanks to you...

 

Oh boy! ... what a joyful coincidence! ... . just when I had exactly $55.00 dlls to spare, and I couldn't remotely imagine what to do with it! ... problem solved, thanks to you...

Why put it toward yet another piece of test equipment when you could have a delicious cup of coffee?

 

Why put it toward yet another piece of test equipment when you could have a delicious cup of coffee?

Yeah!... I was going to buy myself one of these:

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But now I can buy TWO extra delicious cups of the best available java... and STILL have $9.00 dlls to spend somewhere else!

Seriously man... how can I possibly make it up to you?

 

Yeah!... I was going to buy myself one of these:

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But now I can buy TWO extra delicious cups of the best available java... and STILL have $9.00 dlls to spend somewhere else!

Seriously man... how can I possibly make it up to you?

And, after two cups, you’ll be willing to pay $100, $200, $500 per cup as your addiction spirals out of control and lovable little Calvin/cmartinez starts looking like this...

 

And, after two cups, you’ll be willing to pay $100, $200, $500 per cup as your addiction spirals out of control and lovable little Calvin/cmartinez starts looking like this...

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Yeah, that’s right. Don’t drink snooty coffee - it won’t end well.

 

As far as bad excuses go:

Curtis Fallgatter wrote in a court filing on Monday that Stephen Donaldson Sr. doesn't have an average man's life expectancy because he's 5-foot-9 and weighs 273 pounds.

For that reason, the attorney wrote, it's not right to make him serve six years and four months in prison.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4988606/Attorney-Convicted-tax-schemer-fat-prison.html

 

As far as bad excuses go:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4988606/Attorney-Convicted-tax-schemer-fat-prison.html

He should have thought of that before he set up a multimillion-dollar scam. Although he was targeting medical professionals so I'm not exactly sure if I am for or against his efforts.

 

As far as bad excuses go:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4988606/Attorney-Convicted-tax-schemer-fat-prison.html

Weight loss program.

 

Really hot food.
http://www.kgw.com/news/local/food-cart-explosion-fire-in-downtown-portland/484383686

 

Really hot food.
http://www.kgw.com/news/local/food-cart-explosion-fire-in-downtown-portland/484383686

Ouch! ... I feel sorry for the owner. I hope that's not his only source of income.

 

One last terrifying cry for mercy:

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http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...ing-a-snake-is-everything-you-need-right-now/

 

One last terrifying cry for mercy:

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http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...ing-a-snake-is-everything-you-need-right-now/

The circle of life.

 

One last terrifying cry for mercy:

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http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...ing-a-snake-is-everything-you-need-right-now/

Thanks. Yet another disgusting image that will be burned into my memory.

 

Thanks. Yet another disgusting image that will be burned into my memory.

And the Luddites think humans are evil...

 

And the Luddites think humans are evil...

?????

 

And the Luddites think humans are evil...

?????

Spinnaker, Don’t you understand? A person opposed to increased industrialization or new technology and hates machines/automation must (somehow but I’m still investigating, I’m sure I’ll find it) must somehow think humans are evil - and that acknowledgement of human evil should be considered “misguided” because Frogs need to eat.

 

...because Frogs need to eat.

...and humans do it just for fun.