https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...-lump-was-a-toy-traffic-cone?CMP=share_btn_fb

Good Lord... he swallowed that thing when he was only 7 ! ... I wonder how much it affected the quality of his life after that.

 

Don't mind me... I am just going to leave this here...

https://spaceaustralia.com.au/

 

Don't mind me... I am just going to leave this here...

https://spaceaustralia.com.au/



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Do they study Uranus?

 

Don't mind me... I am just going to leave this here...

https://spaceaustralia.com.au/



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We have ARS numbers at work, that are needed any time an application is put into production. It gets a chuckle at every per-production meeting even after about a 100 or so.

 

Do they study Uranus?

Have you seen Uranus lately?
Max.

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41418556

Carrot-coloured sports car damaged by hungry German donkey

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41418556

Carrot-coloured sports car damaged by hungry German donkey

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What an arse.

 

What an arse.

Watcha gonna do? it's his nature...

 

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/28/gaylord-hotel-worker-potty-fall/
Man’s 8-Story Fall Cushioned By Port-A-Potty

 

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/28/gaylord-hotel-worker-potty-fall/
Man’s 8-Story Fall Cushioned By Port-A-Potty

I'm sure the guy walked away scared sh**less...

 

I'm sure the guy walked away scared sh**less...

Yeah. He's lucky he didn't hit head first. What a way to go...

 

The night watch.
http://www.oregonlive.com/forest-gr...bs_100_worth_of_meat_f.html#incart_river_home

* Police received a report of a knife fight between multiple individuals behind a store. Officers did find three men with knives who denied fighting but admitted to smoking a lot of marijuana. Police found no evidence of a crime.

* Officers intervened in a fight between two women that had escalated after one women allegedly threw a jar of salsa at the other.
...
* A property manager located a mattress, television, VCR and several B-rated 80s VHS tapes behind the location. Officers will conduct an after-hour investigation to determine the film buff's identity.

 

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/28/gaylord-hotel-worker-potty-fall/
Man’s 8-Story Fall Cushioned By Port-A-Potty

If I were still working, I would recommend surround fall hazards with port-a-potties.

I’m really impressed with how little damage on the shit house.

 

They can take brutal punishment.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUXHx5fDIJA/

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky

 

Forget John Belushi in "Animal House", this is the real thing!

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...-social-media-lead-to-marriage-proposals.html​

In a short video clip that has been shared on Twitter and Instagram — and racked up more than a million views online — the young woman can be seen catching a beer can, smashing it open on her forehead and chugging its foamy contents in one go.

 

Forget John Belushi in "Animal House", this is the real thing!

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...-social-media-lead-to-marriage-proposals.html​

In a short video clip that has been shared on Twitter and Instagram — and racked up more than a million views online — the young woman can be seen catching a beer can, smashing it open on her forehead and chugging its foamy contents in one go.

Meanwhile, the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism describes binge-drinking and underage alcohol consumption on college campuses as “significant public health problems” in a recent report. Further, the NIAAA says that at least 60 percent of college students between the ages of 18 and 22 drink alcohol at least once a month, with around 66 percent of those engaging in binge-drinking.

Wait....what's the point of attending college for that other 40%?

 

Forget John Belushi in "Animal House", this is the real thing!

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...-social-media-lead-to-marriage-proposals.html​

In a short video clip that has been shared on Twitter and Instagram — and racked up more than a million views online — the young woman can be seen catching a beer can, smashing it open on her forehead and chugging its foamy contents in one go.

The poor guy said, "hold my beer".

 

The poor guy said, "hold my beer".

"I now pronounce you, ya'll."

 

Channeling Olive Oatman.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/09/arsonist_in_portland_may_day_p.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oatman

 

Channeling Olive Oatman.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/09/arsonist_in_portland_may_day_p.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oatman

Probation. Did she also promise to be good and never, ever do it again?