Finally... technology at the service of mankind:

http://news.thomasnet.com/featured/...wsletter&campaign_type=PNA&campaign_name=0917

The Movable Fridge responds to voice commands. So, when it’s summoned during a crucial stage of a football game, or just because those dozens of steps seem way too daunting at the end of a hard day, the Movable Fridge can scurry from its home position in delivering your snack of choice.

 

Finally... technology at the service of mankind:

http://news.thomasnet.com/featured/...wsletter&campaign_type=PNA&campaign_name=0917

The Movable Fridge responds to voice commands. So, when it’s summoned during a crucial stage of a football game, or just because those dozens of steps seem way too daunting at the end of a hard day, the Movable Fridge can scurry from its home position in delivering your snack of choice.

Cool!

Man's best friend still has a lock on that job.

 

Shiver me timbers, International Talk Like a Pirate Day be upon us once again, me mateys.

Here pirates are found of saying "well maybe next year".

 

Attack of the "Mad Pooper"!!! :

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41327420​

She says her children caught the runner in the act, squatting by their house in Colorado Springs

 

No good deed ...
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Starbucks-robbery-crime-stabbing-Good-Samaritan-12213420.php

Suspect in Starbucks robbery may sue man who stopped him

He needed a bigger chair.

 

Attack of the "Mad Pooper"!!! :

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41327420​

She says her children caught the runner in the act, squatting by their house in Colorado Springs

When you gotta go you gotta go.

 

Here pirates are found of saying "well maybe next year".

I am surprised @GopherT did not get this one.

 

No good deed ...
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Starbucks-robbery-crime-stabbing-Good-Samaritan-12213420.php

He needed a bigger chair.

Flores's mother, Pamela Chimienti, described Jerri's actions as "excessive force"

My Ryan is a good boy. He would never rob no Starbucks.

 

Flores's mother, Pamela Chimienti, described Jerri's actions as "excessive force"

My Ryan is a good boy. He would never rob no Starbucks.

The type of child only a mother could love, on payday.

 

I am surprised @GopherT did not get this one.

What is there to get? I'm a little slow today and likely missing something - I accepted an "early retirement package today". I've been drinking since 11am! I'll start a thread!

I'm looking forward to tomorrow (Saturday). And the day after that (Saturday), and then another Saturday, and so on, and so on, and so on!

I'll go back to work eventually but on my terms, my pay and my projects. I'll be a consultant.

 

What is there to get? I'm a little slow today and likely missing something - I accepted an "early retirement package today". I've been drinking since 11am! I'll start a thread!

I'm looking forward to tomorrow (Saturday). And the day after that (Saturday), and then another Saturday, and so on, and so on, and so on!

I'll go back to work eventually but on my terms, my pay and my projects. I'll be a consultant.

National talk like a pirate day

Pirates are Pittsburgh's baseball team

The team has not had a winning season for years

Congratulations.

 

If anyone deserves the title of SOB is this guy:

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...pping-luggage-tags-charged-with-mischief.html

Keh, a 63-year-old baggage handler at Singapore’s Changi Airport, has been charged with 286 counts of mischief after it was discovered he was purposely swapping luggage tags seemingly for the thrill of it

 

The NFL today.
http://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/49ers-Rams-tickets-cheapest-levis-stadium-history-12215863.php

49ers-Rams tickets reselling for the price of two stadium pretzels

 

National talk like a pirate day

Pirates are Pittsburgh's baseball team

The team has not had a winning season for years

Congratulations.

They were bad for 20+ years but they did have >.500 seasons in 2013 - 2015.
In 2016, they started to look like losers again. In 2017, they are back to their old ways.

2013

2014

2015


2016


2017 (sept 20)

 

The NFL today.
http://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/49ers-Rams-tickets-cheapest-levis-stadium-history-12215863.php

It can always be worse

 

They were bad for 20+ years but they did have >.500 seasons in 2013 - 2015.
In 2016, they started to look like losers again. In 2017, they are back to their old ways.

2013
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2014
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2016
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2017 (sept 20)
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Now lets talk championships.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/21/naked-man-on-bike-attacks-jogger-cops-say.html

 

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/36422077/goat-gets-loose-evades-cops-checks-into-hotel

 

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/36422077/goat-gets-loose-evades-cops-checks-into-hotel

That Tom Brady is a character!

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4910020/Students-outsmarts-teacher-3x5-FEET-cheat-sheet.html