I saw a commercial for Power Rangers earlier tonight and my nestalgic mind started wondering about other characters. My kids loved that crap.

 

I saw a commercial for Power Rangers earlier tonight and my nestalgic mind started wondering about other characters. My kids loved that crap.

Well yeah... but I identify my generation far more with George Reeves' Superman, and Bruce Lee's Cato in the Green Hornet... and Peter Graves on Mission Impossible... to name a few... I would've never thought that those TMNT where that old!

 

What could possibly go wrong?

Hunters should be respected for the ecological good they perform. And bounties should be offered for their animal control services.

Much safer than some of these passive devices.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

Hunters should be respected for the ecological good they perform. And bounties should be offered for their animal control services.

Much safer than some of these passive devices.

"Much safer"?
Based on...?

Try googling phrases like, "hunter shoots friend", "hunter shoots son", "hunter kills son", "hunter kills friend".
"Child shoots"

 

Or my favorite, "hunting with Cheney".

 

Plastic

 

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/calgary/daniel-boria-balloon-man-1.4029414

'Balloonatic' gets $26.5K fine for 'unconscionably stupid' lawn chair flight over Calgary

He said the stunt was worthwhile and he has no regrets.

"[They] didn't charge the Wright brothers," said Boria.

"It's pretty hard to take it seriously when you guys are asking me these questions based on me flying a lawn chair."

 

Gerbils on trains. What this has to do with children's oral health is anyone's guess.

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-39324431​

"The new machines, placed at the average heights for men and women, dispense strips of toilet paper measuring about 60 to 70cm (24 to 27.5 inches) to each person. They will not dispense more paper to the same person until after nine minutes have passed.
"If we encounter guests who have diarrhoea or any other situation in which they urgently require toilet paper, then our staff on the ground will directly provide the toilet paper," a park spokesman told Beijing Wanbao."

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-39324431​

"The new machines, placed at the average heights for men and women, dispense strips of toilet paper measuring about 60 to 70cm (24 to 27.5 inches) to each person. They will not dispense more paper to the same person until after nine minutes have passed.
"If we encounter guests who have diarrhoea or any other situation in which they urgently require toilet paper, then our staff on the ground will directly provide the toilet paper," a park spokesman told Beijing Wanbao."

Nine inches of toilet paper?? Holy crap!

 

Nine inches of toilet paper?? Holy crap!

I won't argue about the use of "holy" in that last statement of yours... (who am I to judge?) ... but the article does say that it dispenses between 24 to 28 inches of toilet paper...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-39324431​

"The new machines, placed at the average heights for men and women, dispense strips of toilet paper measuring about 60 to 70cm (24 to 27.5 inches) to each person. They will not dispense more paper to the same person until after nine minutes have passed.
"If we encounter guests who have diarrhoea or any other situation in which they urgently require toilet paper, then our staff on the ground will directly provide the toilet paper," a park spokesman told Beijing Wanbao."

Sung to the theme for Branded (an old TV show)

What do you do when your stranded?
Stranded on a toilet bowl?
What do you do when your stranded and you don't have a roll?
You must prove your a man and use your hand.
You're a man use your hand....
You're a man use your hand!

 

I won't argue about the use of "holy" in that last statement of yours... (who am I to judge?) ... but the article does say that it dispenses between 24 to 28 inches of toilet paper...

I got so busy with my wise crack I got the numbers mixed up.

 

You're a man use your hand....
You're a man use your hand!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwwwwww!!!!

 

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A old schoolboy song from my ancient past. You know back when we wrote on clay tablets and performed calculations with an abacus.

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwwwwww!!!! View attachment 122890

Or never shake hands with Spinnaker.

 

More chicken news... this time it's Dino-chicken!

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/20/us/big-chicken-video-twitter-trnd/index.html

That is a huge chicken! Planet Earth needs a whole episode dedicated to this dude.​

 

Sung to the theme for Branded (an old TV show)

What do you do when your stranded?
Stranded on a toilet bowl?
What do you do when your stranded and you don't have a roll?
You must prove your a man and use your hand.
You're a man use your hand....
You're a man use your hand!

For you youngsters

I am not sure I would be tearing anything off of Chuck Conner's uniform. He was 6'6". One big dude.

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-39324431​

"The new machines, placed at the average heights for men and women, dispense strips of toilet paper measuring about 60 to 70cm (24 to 27.5 inches) to each person. They will not dispense more paper to the same person until after nine minutes have passed.
"If we encounter guests who have diarrhoea or any other situation in which they urgently require toilet paper, then our staff on the ground will directly provide the toilet paper," a park spokesman told Beijing Wanbao."

My dad tried talking his flock into using one square when we were kids (he called it the "fox-hole wipe"). Thanks to YouTube, someone else apparently worked for my dad and taught it to his kid... Who made a video for us:

 

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/...deadpool_pajamas_detain.html#incart_most-read_

A man in a Deadpool onesie learned the hard way this weekend that when you are drunk and in need of a chalupa, it's always best to call a Lyft.

Early Saturday morning, police from Portland's East Precinct detained a man who had driven his car onto the lawn of a Foster-Powell area Taco Bell and then passed out in his car.