“The Lion King’s Harem”
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/courts/sd-me-leonard-indictment-20170314-story.html

U.S. Magistrate Judge Mitchell Dembin entered a not guilty plea on his behalf. He also ordered that Loveless could be released on his own recognizance and not have to post a bond. Loveless said little during the brief hearing.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Patrick Hovakimian said Loveless should be required to post a $50,000 bond. The prosecutor said the retired admiral had shown a “callous disregard” for the authority the government had conferred upon him, saying he had “participated in wild sex parties” while assigned to the Seventh Fleet — all paid for by Francis.

 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...fective-robot-killed-factory-worker/99199928/

 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...fective-robot-killed-factory-worker/99199928/

Damn... that's sad... not the first time I've heard of a robot killing a worker, though...

 

Damn... that's sad... not the first time I've heard of a robot killing a worker, though...

Just wait till they become self aware.

 

Just wait till they become self aware.

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...fective-robot-killed-factory-worker/99199928/

 

http://katu.com/news/local/burglar-found-sleeping-in-homeowners-kennel-two-people-arrested

PORTLAND, Ore. — Portland Police say a burglar was found sleeping in a homeowner's dog kennel Tuesday morning.

Police were called to a home on NE Multnomah Street around 5:40 a.m. for a burglary. At first officers, couldn't find any suspects until they spotted one of the burglars curled up and asleep inside a dog kennel.

From the dog house to the big house.

 

http://katu.com/news/local/burglar-found-sleeping-in-homeowners-kennel-two-people-arrested

From the dog house to the big house.

Put a shock collar on him.

 

Put a shock collar on him.

He looks like the kind of guy that might enjoy that sort of thing.

 

Put a shock collar on him.

Nah... I would have him neutered and then let him go...

 

Nah... I would have him neutered and then let him go...

That is not good enough, he seems scary or someone said he was scary so there is a chance he might hurt someone. That's the way the new America is headed. No more kick-ass Teddy Roosevelt types around here any more. We need our guns but we are going to make at least 31-layers of safety before we have to use them to protect ourselves or our family. Heck, our guns are 5x more likely to kill a family member than kill anyone who is trying to hurt us.

You need an updated lesson on American culture. Maybe you need to spend a month in rural Pennsylvania with me... Trump's America. Snowflake America!

EDIT: I accept one Shit Point for obvious reasons.

 

That is not good enough, he seems scary or someone said he was scary so there is a chance he might hurt someone. That's the way the new America is headed. No more kick-ass Teddy Roosevelt types around here any more. We need our guns but we are going to make at least 31-layers of safety before we have to use them to protect ourselves or our family. Heck, our guns are 5x more likely to kill a family member than kill anyone who is trying to hurt us.

You need an updated lesson on American culture. Maybe you need to spend a month in rural Pennsylvania with me... Trump's America. Snowflake America!

EDIT: I accept one Shit Point for obvious reasons.

And here I thought I was gonna get chided for proposing cruel and unusual punishment

 

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-n...dropped_off_almost_4_p.html#incart_river_home

"Someone dropped off almost 4 pounds of weed at a Goodwill store"

Tax deduction?

 

It was a donation for the poor. The poor guy probably thought about it for a week... "Goodwill Store or Food Bank".

He should have split it.

 

 

Wheelchair for goldfish

http://nypost.com/2017/03/15/heroic-woman-makes-wheelchair-for-disabled-goldfish/

 

Randy Raccoon.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39290208

"Spokesman Viktor Kiryukhin told the BBC the raccoon - Thomas - returned from the studio traumatised. "We noticed he was attracted to women's breasts.""

https://www.rt.com/viral/381057-raccoon-scandal-video-shoot/

 

Randy Raccoon.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39290208

"Spokesman Viktor Kiryukhin told the BBC the raccoon - Thomas - returned from the studio traumatised. "We noticed he was attracted to women's breasts.""

https://www.rt.com/viral/381057-raccoon-scandal-video-shoot/

Smart little rascal...

 

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles made their first appearance in 1984. Assuming they were all really teenagers, (13 - 19 years old), they would be 46 to 52 years old this year.

 

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles made their first appearance in 1984. Assuming they were all really teenagers, (13 - 19 years old), they would be 46 to 52 years old this year.