Ohio driver keeps one hand on wheel, catches baby with other as wife gives birth in passenger seat​

Ryan Emge is a multitasker: He caught his newborn baby girl with one hand while driving Friday when his wife gave birth in the passenger seat on the way to a hospital, according to a report.

 

Ohio driver keeps one hand on wheel, catches baby with other as wife gives birth in passenger seat​

Further investigations discovered that the driver had a coffee cup in the other hand and he was holding his cell phone in his teeth so he could live-streaming the delivery on Facebook all while driving a manual transmission.

 

Further investigations discovered that the driver had a coffee cup in the other hand and he was holding his cell phone in his teeth so he could live-streaming the delivery on Facebook all while driving a manual transmission.

And that's what we've learned... so far...

 

The Beatles Wanted To Make A "Lord Of The Rings" Movie But They Were Stopped By J.R.R. Tolkien​

The group had even reportedly selected Stanley Kubrick to direct the project, although Peter says he couldn't get Paul to confirm the details.

 

Multi tasking at its best.

 

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Arabic numerals are the stepping stone the Sharia law.

 

Arabic numerals are the stepping stone the Sharia law.

and that leads directly to algorithm

 

Maybe teach them Upright Letter Gothic instead...

 

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"Youuu're deththpicable!"

 

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That flapping wings to go south is for the birds!

 

https://news.yahoo.com/birds-arent-real-inside-gen-191606758.html



https://www.oregonlive.com/trending...school-before-state-police-are-called-in.html
Friendly, foul-mouthed crow befriends entire Oregon elementary school before state police are called in

 

Yup, cuz'n Bill had a pet raven long time back in the day. They are also thieves attracted to bright shiny things and don't discriminate between bits of aluminum foil and zirconium earrings.

 

 

Yuck!

 

Yuck!

What about spicy? Never even thought of it till I seen your post and suddenly thought? Ya, but?

kv

 

What about spicy? Never even thought of it till I seen your post and suddenly thought? Ya, but?

kv

I guess it's a matter of personal taste ... you never know if you'll like it till you try it, I guess ... that's why I never ever kiss certain people...

 

The "Proud Crowd"... hmmmm...

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/delaware-bank-robber-402618

Investigators say that McRoberts Williams, 44, approached a teller Saturday morning at a crowded Wells Fargo in Wilmington and handed her a note reading “This is a robbery, I need $150.”
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During a post-arrest interview, Williams reportedly confessed to the bank robbery and said that the stolen cash was “immediately deposited...back into the Wells Fargo ATM.” He claimed to have traveled to Delaware “by riding on the exterior of a cargo train” and that “his mind is currently being controlled by a third party via an implant located somewhere in his body.”