https://www.foxnews.com/travel/disn...rmed-as-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes

“The Haunted Mansion probably has so much human ashes in it that it’s not even funny,” one Disneyland custodian told the Journal.

 

Eeewwww

 

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/disn...rmed-as-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes

There are a few people I would like to see spend an eternity at

 

There are a few people I would like to see spend an eternity at

... oh but that's just way too cruel!!!

Edit: and gee, thanks man for planting that annoying earworm in my head just before I go to bed...

 

Great balls of terror.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/metal-balls-seattle-street-weird_us_5bc91b45e4b055bc947ee4df

 

Homeless scammers.
https://www.kptv.com/gold-digging-d...cle_1130622b-7570-512b-81cf-29cb54cd02d0.html

Betsy Reyes said her "gold-digging" dog named Princess occasionally sneaks out at night for a fast food fix.


In a viral Facebook post, Reyes said Princess will leave home and wait outside a nearby McDonald's, pretending to be a stray so people can feel bad for her.

 

... oh but that's just way too cruel!!!


Edit: and gee, thanks man for planting that annoying earworm in my head just before I go to bed...

Well if you are dead then I guess you aren't hearing.

Query: If the Its a Small World plays over and over and there are only dead people in attendance. Is it still annoying?

 

Life imitates art (if you want to call Tommy Boy art ;: )

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/deer-smashes-through-windshield-of-moving-car-lands-in-passenger-seat

That was AWESOME!@

Probably the funniest scenes of any movie.

 

Query: If the Its a Small World plays over and over and there are only dead people in attendance. Is it still annoying?

Yes... the trees that fell in the forest and didn't make any noise would still find that tune annoying....

 

Come back and rob me later in the day when I will have more money.

https://abcnews.go.com/Internationa...ieves-return-rob-moneyheres/story?id=58740548

 

Come back and rob me later in the day when I will have more money.

https://abcnews.go.com/Internationa...ieves-return-rob-moneyheres/story?id=58740548

Another episode of Belgium's dumbest criminals. The guys came back two more times.

However, the group returned at 5.30 p.m. to collect their cash. Didier criticised the men by arriving before closing time: ‘I berated them saying 'you have to buy a watch.' I said, 'it's 5:30 not 6:30,' and they left.’

Timing is everything.

 

The University of Kansas wants their colon back..

http://www.kake.com/story/39321143/giant-inflatable-colon-stolen-in-kansas

Looks like a semicolon to me.

 

We couldn't be human or even social without our colon. All hail the colon.

 

https://www.khou.com/article/traffi...pool-rolls-down-houston-freeway/285-608035163

 

We couldn't be human or even social without our colon. All hail the colon.

It's the sphincter that does all the hard work. Control of three-phase flow is not an easy thing but our sphincters do it all day long. Usually.

 

Turkey in my front yard rumble that spilled out into the neighborhood. It is getting scary around here with gangs roaming the streets.

 

https://www.khou.com/article/traffi...pool-rolls-down-houston-freeway/285-608035163

When will people learn to hold their phone sideways?

 

A case of too many cases of dynaamite.

Heard this on an old recording of Art Bell last night. Thought it was hilarious. I have been to Florence. Nice place when they don't have dead whales on the beach.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-...chcraft-after-alleged-600-000-swindle-n925161

York authorities said the allegation of witchcraft is not based on religious affiliation but rather "specifically deals with individuals who fraudulently portray themselves as having fortune-telling abilities or pretend to use witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration in order to obtain money or valuables from a victim."

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-...chcraft-after-alleged-600-000-swindle-n925161

I demand that she be tested!