"also knocked it over and smeared it with feces."

Which I understand is now in abundant supply on almost any street in San Fran.

Yeah... but it's vegan feces, dude... have some respect...

 

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article189567079.html

LONDON
A British surgeon has admitted assaulting two patients by burning his initials into their livers during transplant operations.

Thank goodness he wasn't this guy.

 

Married to Hollynights

 

The U.S. Constitution is the finest document created by mankind. I live in a country in which the constitution is re-written after every coup or election. Thank you for making a reference to it.

K.

 

Lets get weird.

 

This is not humorous, at all:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/1...ms-harakiri-and-kills-self-officials-say.html

But it's definitely really, really weird...

 

I wonder if he made it and proved his theroy?

http://popculture.com/trending/2017/11/21/man-preparing-to-launch-homemade-rocket-flat-earth-theory/

http://www.themaineedge.com/adventure/mad-mike-hughes-–-limo-driver-turned-rocket-man

TME: So how do you plan to prove once and for all that the Earth is flat?

Hughes: I’m going to have a balloon built at about $250,000 with $100,000 worth of hydrogen in it. It will lift me up about 20 miles. Then I’ll fire a rocket through the balloon that will pull me up by my shoulders through a truss for 42 miles at 1.5 g’s. People will be able to talk to me on the internet on the way up - if I’m still conscious. Everything will be controlled remotely. Even if I’m unconscious, they can use the controls to bring the balloon back. That is the plan. That is if I don’t burn up coming back through the atmosphere.

 

http://www.themaineedge.com/adventure/mad-mike-hughes-–-limo-driver-turned-rocket-man

"if I’m still conscious"
"That is the plan. That is if I don’t burn up coming back through the atmosphere."

Excellent plan!

 

http://www.wmur.com/article/crimina...elp-after-getting-trapped-in-chimney/14446469

 

http://www.wmur.com/article/crimina...elp-after-getting-trapped-in-chimney/14446469

Santy Claus!

 

While this doesn't necessarily qualify as weird, it's an unusual story with a feel-good tinge that I think ought to be shared:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...logy-money-after-diners-walk-out-on-bill.html

“I just told my staff to next time make sure one of them stays or they leave some belongings until they come back,” he said to Mirror.
However, five days later, Apollinaire received a letter that has had “his faith in humanity restored.”

 

Drug smuggler?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...turtle-trapped-floating-cocaine-bales-n830816

There were 26 rectangular packages containing cocaine strung together, likely jettisoned from a go-fast vessel.
...
The turtle was entangled, lines wrapped around its neck and fins. "There were some marks on her neck, so she may have been there a day or two," Diaz said.

 

The world's ugliest Christmas tree:

' Doing something cheaply doesn't have to mean doing it badly. I saw [the tree] today in real life: it's ugly and sad,'

'It looks like it's been hit by a hurricane.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4034456/Does-Rome-ugliest-Christmas-tree-world-Austerity-tree-described-infinite-sadness-unimpressed-locals.html

 

Ghost Snow Tsunami

 

Ghost Snow Tsunami

Wow!

 

The world's ugliest Christmas tree:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4034456/Does-Rome-ugliest-Christmas-tree-world-Austerity-tree-described-infinite-sadness-unimpressed-locals.html

Syria has better Christmas trees.

 

Happy Holidays from the master of Weird.

 

This is hilarious:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...ne-with-sons-face-on-label-for-christmas.html

The parents got bottles of wine for the younger Sommers boy’s teacher, but the labels on the bottles were replaced with a photo of the student.

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Pope Francis needs a microscope to see a nativity set given to him by Lithuania.
Worlds smallest crib.


https://www.apnews.com/97ff8ffbcb344bd3973e9a8a643f78c2

Excellent use of technology!

 

Was the microscope part of the present?

Starting with San Pedro, nothing in Vatican seems requiring one already.