Saw this advertised on TV a few minutes ago. Behold, the Bowl Light. Call now, operators are standing by!

Seriously, whatever possesses people to dream up stuff like this???

(Be ready to nuke the obnoxious autoplay video in the upper right corner of the web page; it's loud.)

While you're pondering the obvious, someone is laughing all the way to the bank.

 

It's stuff like this that reminds me I'm in the wrong business.

 

If you've ever been in the British army, you will know you only need a spade! (or a 4"x 4" piece of paper, some will know just what I mean and how to fold it Lol)

 

If you've ever been in the British army, you will know you only need a spade! (or a 4"x 4" piece of paper, some will know just what I mean and how to fold it Lol)

Tabloid or the old classic format?

 

Tabloid or the old classic format?

I'm partial to Legal Size Media (8-1/2" x 14")