...I believe that #12 was authored by Mark Twain

That can be a very confusing statement on this site.

I always thought @#12 was a piece of entertaining fiction.

 

I always thought @#12 was a piece of entertaining fiction.

There was no pun intended... but yes, it's a funny coincidence

 

However much you push the envelope it still remains stationery.

 

You guys are silly!
I like silliness.
And, no, I wasn't authored by Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemons) but I enthusiastically enjoyed his books when I read them about 50 years ago.

 

You guys are silly!
I like silliness.
And, no, I wasn't authored by Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemons) but I enthusiastically enjoyed his books when I read them about 50 years ago.

Somehow I sometimes imagine you to be pretty much alike the Huck Finn character... go figure

 

 

My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people’s ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject’s memory.
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Why didn’t I think of that?

 

Why didn’t I think of that?

You did. I stole it and erased it from your memory.

Edit: Oh. That was the point, wasn't it?

 

A physics major is walking on campus and sees a chemistry major riding a bicycle. He waves him over and asks, "Hey, where did you get the bike?".

The chem major says: "Well, I was walking to the dorm last night when a coed rode up to me and dropped her bike to the ground. She took off all her clothes, threw them into a pile and then she said, "Take what you want!".

At that point the physics student breaks in and says, "Good choice. The clothes would never have fit you".

 

A physics major is walking on campus and sees a chemistry major riding a bicycle. He waves him over and asks, "Hey, where did you get the bike?".

The chem major says: "Well, I was walking to the dorm last night when a coed rode up to me and dropped her bike to the ground. She took off all her clothes, threw them into a pile and then she said, "Take what you want!".

At that point the physics student breaks in and says, "Good choice. The clothes would never have fit you".

Then the engineering student said, "you idiot, you should have checked her pockets for an iPhone."

 

Then the engineering student said, "you idiot, you should have checked her pockets for an iPhone."

I wonder what the medicine student would've said ...

 

I wonder what the medicine student would've said ...

A biopsy of the mole on the back of her hand.

 

A biopsy of the mole on the back of her hand.

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We all know what the political science major would have done.

 

 

Guinness. Nice.

 

Guinness. Nice.

How can you tell?

 

How can you tell?

It always gives good head.

 

It always gives good head.

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Oh my... that sounds so wrong in so many levels...

 

Oh my... that sounds so wrong in so many levels...

What could possibly be wrong with good head on a beer...


...or anywhere else?