Difficult read. PDF is much better.

 

The jokes are fine, but I fail to see why a new thread (other than the Jokes thread) is needed.

 

https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/05/10/wife-stabs-husband-squirrel/

The condition of the squirrel wasn't reported

 

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Difficult read. PDF is much better.

Many were old copies of copies. I didn't want to remake them. It was a last minute decision to include them. At first they were going to be technical jokes then I added more. I looked for some link to take me to the joke thread but I saw no way to get them there so they stayed where they were.

 

Just thought of this.
From time to time as I recall, I will throw in real life jokes that happens here, concerning officials and the likes. I'll remind you tht these are real events.
If you do not understand pls ask.

Opening joke.

This Joke's main person is a Minister of Ours. He was in charge of some office during a certain time.

*One day he came to the office and as he entered an employee whispered to his ear,

Employee - " Sir, Ur garage door is open."
Minister - Shocked, " Is it ?"

*Employee nodded and minister hurried into his quarters looking both ways. Zipped up his fly, and he summoned the employee to his quarters.

Minister - Asked frankly, " Did you see My Car Inside ?
Employee - Responded Proudly, " No Sir, But I did see two flat tires."

Sorry about the wrong thread. I just didn't see any link to the joke thread. I thought I went to that forum but I just saw a list of others. Maybe I didn't scroll down far enough. Maybe I was just too tired.

 

The police came to my door this morning.
"Sir" one officer said, "We've been getting complaints about your dogs chasing people on bikes."
I said "That can't be my dogs, they don't have bikes anymore."

 

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According to Marjory Taylor Green:
"If you think gas prices are high now just wait until you're forced to drive an electric vehicle."

And yes, I am putting this in the jokes thread because I think this is absolutely. insane. And it MUST be a joke.

 

The postman comes to the door to deliver the day's mail.
A woman meets the postman at the door and he says, "After 25 years, I'm retiring today. This is my last delivery."
The woman says, "I know, I've got a few gifts for you. Please come in."
When he comes in, she takes him to the kitchen where he sees a full table of bacon, eggs, pancakes, fresh coffee and danish. He has the best breakfast he's ever had.
After breakfast, she takes him to her bedroom and they have mad, passionate sex.
Afterwards, she hands him a $20 bill.
He's astonished and says, "This has been the best morning of my life but why all of this for me?"
She says, "I asked my husband what I should do for your last day and he said, **** the postman, give him $20. The breakfast was my idea!"

MOD NOTE: Please refrain from obscenities on this site. Edit made.

 

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No job is finished until the paperwork gets done.

 

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"How do you know this picture is AI?"

Answer: "Their hands have 6 fingers each."

How do you know if you accidentally trained your bot on existing AI?:

Answer: "Their hands have 7 fingers."

 

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I hate when this happens.

 

 

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