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Of course it's real. Didn't you see the brown streaks on the walls?
The Jokes thread
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djsfantasi
- Joined Apr 11, 2010
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Who was filming outside the door?
There are multiple camera angles in the bathroom.
Who would sit still after a hole was drilled in the door?
Who would sit still when a big rubber balloon came through said hole?
It appears to be more flour on the floor than was poured into the balloon.
Little bits of rubber are on the walls, but not the woman.
Who wears clothing around your waist to go to the bathroom?
Oh, and her screams don’t sound real.
I have multiple cameras distributed at all sorts of angles constantly recording in all my bathrooms.
Isn't that normal?
You live in Florida ... you tell me ...
There are those who find problems with solutions and then there are those who find solutions to the problems. Same is true - there are those who seek to destroy everything instead of enjoying an amusing prank. Whether there was one camera man or multiples, IT WAS FUNNY! Did you laugh? If not - I'm saddened for you.
People tell jokes all the time. People laugh at them even though they are made up. Why are funny video's held to a different standard? The test of "Truth" when jokes are accepted as is.
People tell jokes all the time. People laugh at them even though they are made up. Why are funny video's held to a different standard? The test of "Truth" when jokes are accepted as is.
djsfantasi
- Joined Apr 11, 2010
- 9,237
I thought it was funny. And I laughed. My comment was in no way pejorative, simply a funny observation. I just don’t understand why you found a problem with that. Loosen up and laugh with me.
... you would be surprised ...
OK. Will laugh with you. With all of you AAC'ers.
One particular afternoon I noticed the boss going into the John. So I called him. He didn't answer. I called a second time. I could hear the phone ringing in the John. Again he didn't answer. I called him a third time. He turned his phone off. When he came out I was laughing my arse off. I guess nobody wants to talk while their pants are down and they're riding the porcelain pony.
The first apartment I lived in had a phone jack in the bathroom. I found it to be quite useful, particularly since I liked taking long soaks in hot water and since my Dad and I would sometimes talk on the phone for an hour or two.
In the days of Wuhan Flu quarantining, it was considered a Major social faux pas to make "tinkling" noise or flush the toilet while on the cell phone working from home! Probably still is... Oh, and @Tonyr1084 we call it sitting on the Emir's Throne!
I've always thought that it was embarrassing to make ANY bathroom-related noises while on the phone, regardless of why you are on the phone or who with.
We call it the throne if you are sitting on it and the porcelain god if you kneeling before it and praying to it.
I'm CEO. I can do what I want.
And no shareholders to answer to, I'm sure ...
Rose petals are edible ... stay away from the thorns, though
Whomever that is.
Also heard it called "Driving the porcelain bus" when you've had too much to drink.
Heard "The Throne" before
"Hemorrhoid Express" when you leave the seat up. Oh so cold first thing in the morning. Usually a complaint from the wife.
"Motel 6. We'll leave the seat down."
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