The Jokes thread

SamR

Joined Mar 19, 2019
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Seeing the Escargot on the grill thread reminded me of an old joke...
A Frenchman and his wife are preparing for their anniversary and he asks her what she would like for their anniversary dinner. She replies Escargot and hands him a bag and tells him to go and find them for dinner the next day. He leaves searching for the snails and after finding several he wanders down by the beach. There he spies the most beautiful woman he has ever seen sunbathing in the nude. He talks to her (being a Frenchman) and one thing leads to another and they end up spending the night together. He leaves her apartment the next morning with his bag of snails and heads home pondering just how he is going to get out of this mess. He gets to the front stoop and trips over one of the steps, falls down, and the bag of snail falls open and there are snails all over the stoop. His wife hears the commotion and has been up all night worrying about what happened to her husband and rushes to open the door and see what happened. The husband looks up and sees his wife at the door and before she can say anything looks down at the snails all over the porch and says "Come on boys! We're almost there!"
 

ThePanMan

Joined Mar 13, 2020
925
"We need a Check Up from the Neck Up."
Excellent... This one sentence helps me to confuse my colleague for a whole day..:p
A whole day? What day was that? You just joined. Unless you have a time machine, today is just getting started.

BTW: Welcome to AAC. Some of us here just LOVE the opportunity to point out fo-pa's. No ill will harbored, just a friendly poke at a new friend.
 
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