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Fair is fair. Or is it "Fare is fair"? Fare is fare? Oh, forget it!

 

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Be right back. I gotta use the hroom.

 

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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

 

Question: Why does New York have more lawyers and New Jersey has more hazardous waste dumps?
Answer: New Jersey got first choice.

 

Question: Why does New York have more lawyers and New Jersey has more hazardous waste dumps?
Answer: New Jersey got first choice.

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Was driving on I95 when I saw a woman with a broken down car. I stopped to help but she just asked me to kiss her where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersey.

 

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Was driving on I95 when I saw a woman with a broken down car. I stopped to help but she just asked me to kiss her where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersey.

Lawyer joke and New Jersey's in the news today.

 

Lawyer joke and New Jersey's in the news today.

And your the one saying I always bring politics into a thread.

 

God and Satan got into a heated argument over just where the boundary line between Heaven and Hell was. God got so mad he finally screamed at Satan "I'll get a lawyer and sue you!" Satan just laughed and said "And just where are you going to find one?"

As told to me years ago by my next-door lawyer Dan White. Who became a multi-millionaire from handling one of the many accident lawsuits against the Ford Motor Company over their Pinto years ago. As well as handling R.J. Reynolds' (Tobacco and Aluminum tycoon) divorce when he lived here on his Sapelo Island estate.

 

And your the one saying I always bring politics into a thread.

Someone asked.

It's called being subtle in a joke instead of being blatant in a blast.

 

 

 

It's also why immigrant Italians were derisively called wops. WOP (without papers) was stamped on their entrance examination files at Ellis Island when they had no passport or other official identification as most did not... And that's a fact, not a joke.

 

Lawyer joke and New Jersey's in the news today.

Watch the news only for the weather. The rest of it is just too depressing.

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HEY! MY MIDDLE NAME IS TONY. actually it's Anthony, and I'm not insulted. Heard this one before

It's also why immigrant Italians were derisively called wops. WOP (without papers) was stamped on their entrance examination files at Ellis Island when they had no passport or other official identification as most did not... And that's a fact, not a joke.

Yup! With Out Papers. Grandma was a wop on dad's side. Mom's side both parents were immigrants. Mom & Dad born here. Me too.

 

It's called being subtle in a joke instead of being blatant in a blast.

Politics is still political.

 

Politics is still political.

You should know as you're the only one bringing it up on the jokes thread.

 

You should know as you're the only one bringing it up on the jokes thread.

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The first thing they lost was a sense of humor.

It was all down hill from there.

 

The adage "I'm offended that you're offended" often applies... Along with "Get a clue"... I guess it's this "digital age" where people feel compelled to say things that if they did it in person could often end up with a punch in the face. Or as we say it down here in the south "Them's fightin words!"