The Jokes thread

ThePanMan

Joined Mar 13, 2020
925
That looks like the woman who was supposed to train me on my last job. She was formerly an FDA Inspector. She thought she really knew her stuff. May be so in the agricultural world but she didn't belong in manufacturing. Had to tell her 'the only two things eggs and electronics have in common is the first and last letters.'

Want to really cause some terrible*?

Walk into Starbucks and ask for a large coffee.

Autocorrect error: meant "trouble".
Funny - when I first read "terrible" I read it as "trouble". Totally missed the auto correction. Does that mean we think alike?
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
16,334
A group of ladies in a room are lined up against one wall. A chaperone brings in a group of math and physics majors, lines them up against the wall facing the ladies and informs them that they can move towards the ladies by a distance that each time is half the current distance to the ladies' wall.

Upon hearing this, the math majors leave the room disgusted knowing that it will take them infinite time to reach the ladies. The physics majors start inching forward knowing that they will get close enough for all practical purposes.
 
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