The Jokes thread

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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A woman goes to the doctor in labor with her child.
The doctor says that they've invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father.
He asks if it's OK to use the new device.
The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%.
The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%.
He still feels nothing.
They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%.
The man still felt nothing so they go home happy until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
 

ThePanMan

Joined Mar 13, 2020
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In electronics class back in my first year in high school - yes they had high school way back then! Back in high school electronics class we were just learning Ohm's law. 10 volts and 7 amps - the teacher asked how many watts that was. The kid next to me wasn't paying attention. So when the teacher asked him, he bugged me for the answer. I told him "69". "SIXTY-NINE TEACH!" he shouted.

"Roderic - you idiot! What's 7 times 10?"

Poor Roderic didn't have an answer. So he said "69?"

After getting scolded for being so stupid he said "Tony told me." I got scolded. I said "Mr. G, seven times ten is 70. Not 69.
 

SamR

Joined Mar 19, 2019
5,494
Women have penises. Men can get pregnant.
Which is why I said Genes instead of Jeans. Although I did pull down quite a few ladies jeans with no surprises or complaints.

Ach Mon, anybody lifting this Scotsman's Kilt better be ready for the consequences!
 
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