Millennial humor:

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A woman goes to the doctor in labor with her child.
The doctor says that they've invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father.
He asks if it's OK to use the new device.
The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%.
The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%.
He still feels nothing.
They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%.
The man still felt nothing so they go home happy until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

 

 

That's just not ascetically pleasing. I'd stay quiet too in the hopes of not being noticed. I don't think body building on women is attractive. But that's just my opinion. Yours may vary.

Why are you assuming it's a woman?

 

Why are you assuming it's a woman?

that's just my opinion. Yours may vary.

I see a woman. Of sorts. But I don't see a man. What do you see?

 

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In electronics class back in my first year in high school - yes they had high school way back then! Back in high school electronics class we were just learning Ohm's law. 10 volts and 7 amps - the teacher asked how many watts that was. The kid next to me wasn't paying attention. So when the teacher asked him, he bugged me for the answer. I told him "69". "SIXTY-NINE TEACH!" he shouted.

"Roderic - you idiot! What's 7 times 10?"

Poor Roderic didn't have an answer. So he said "69?"

After getting scolded for being so stupid he said "Tony told me." I got scolded. I said "Mr. G, seven times ten is 70. Not 69.

 

I see a woman.

You a biologist?

 

As we learned in Biology, pull down their genes and look!

 

As we learned in Biology, pull down their genes and look!

Or lift their skirts. Oh, wait - - - that's sexual harassment. Unless you've found a skirt wearing man. But then I think he won't complain if you peek.

 

Men can get pregnant.

Biologically speaking, men don't have ovaries. Nor do they have a womb or a way to deliver. Sorry Joe, I disagree with you.

 

Biologically speaking, men don't have ovaries. Nor do they have a womb or a way to deliver.

That’s a) a straw man argument and b) not that simple (despite people wanting to believe it is).

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6677266/

 

You a biologist?

I don't see the humor in your post. Or am I not getting the joke?

 

I don't see the humor in your post.

I didn't expect you would.

 

I didn't expect you would.

If that's the case, I'm rather pleased with myself that I didn't get it. Apparently, I'm all alone in not getting it based on all the "likes" on your post.

 

Finding an endless source of energy in a fully chaotic world dosn't need science necessarily . :E

 

I don't see the humor in your post. Or am I not getting the joke?

When I saw it I didn't get it either.

 

Women have penises. Men can get pregnant.

Which is why I said Genes instead of Jeans. Although I did pull down quite a few ladies jeans with no surprises or complaints.

Ach Mon, anybody lifting this Scotsman's Kilt better be ready for the consequences!

 

Which is why I said Genes instead of Jeans.

Of course. Also, irrelevant.

 

Of course. Also, irrelevant.

Umm... what?

 

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