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Russia: “Z”

Ukraine: “Ctrl +Z”

 

 

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When has common sense ever resolved hysteria.

 

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I live in a snow belt. The other day, in the midst of another March Blizzard, I aggressively asked Siri a question.
"Hey Siri, surely it won't snow anymore in March, will it?"
Siri said, “Matt, you live in a snow belt. Of course, it is going to snow more. And don't call me Shirley.”
I checked, and it turns out I had my phone on Airplane! mode.

 

I live in a snow belt. The other day, in the midst of another March Blizzard, I aggressively asked Siri a question.
"Hey Siri, surely it won't snow anymore in March, will it?"
Siri said, “Matt, you live in a snow belt. Of course, it is going to snow more. And don't call me Shirley.”
I checked, and it turns out I had my phone on Airplane! mode.

That's known as a "long walk" and it wasn't worth it.

 

Bob and his fishing companion were out on the dock early one morning, with their lines already in the water. Bob's friend asked him to pass the thermos of hot coffee to him. Bob handed him the thermos then became involved in deep though, a slight frown on his face.

Bob eventually said "I've been thinking about this thermos. It is one of the greatest inventions I have ever seen. When you put hot coffee into it keeps the coffee hot, when you put a cold drink it in, it keeps the drink cold." His puzzled companion replied "So?" Bob exclaimed "But...but... HOW DOES IT KNOW!!!!?"

 

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Well, not a joke but something funny that happened yesterday...
Yesterday afternoon I was cooking dinner with my wife while my son was taking a class in the living room, he has an online chemistry tutor every Tuesday afternoon... anyway, the lady is this very disciplined, old style, retired teacher (she is great though, my kids are loving her classes and she came very well recommended, but yeah she is strict!) we found her through this Canadian company called StudyPug.

So I sit down with my kid for the end of the class, the chemistry tutoring is almost ending, the teacher was in her last round of exercises and suddenly a young man appears behind her, he just passes by walking in the background drinking something and out of nowhere BELCHES so loud that the neighbors probably heard that!!!

Man that poor woman was EMBARRASSED.

She suddenly said "pardon my son's manners please, he forgets I'm working in the living room"... HAHAHAHA I had to finish the session quickly because my son (and I) couldn't keep holding the laughter !!!
So this was not a joke (and I feel bad to the chemistry tutor) but I hope it brings you some laughs too ... it sure did to me!

 

Well, not a joke but something funny that happened yesterday...
Yesterday afternoon I was cooking dinner with my wife while my son was taking a class in the living room, he has an online chemistry tutor every Tuesday afternoon... anyway, the lady is this very disciplined, old style, retired teacher (she is great though, my kids are loving her classes and she came very well recommended, but yeah she is strict!) we found her through this Canadian company called StudyPug.

So I sit down with my kid for the end of the class, the chemistry tutoring is almost ending, the teacher was in her last round of exercises and suddenly a young man appears behind her, he just passes by walking in the background drinking something and out of nowhere BELCHES so loud that the neighbors probably heard that!!!

Man that poor woman was EMBARRASSED.

She suddenly said "pardon my son's manners please, he forgets I'm working in the living room"... HAHAHAHA I had to finish the session quickly because my son (and I) couldn't keep holding the laughter !!!
So this was not a joke (and I feel bad to the chemistry tutor) but I hope it brings you some laughs too ... it sure did to me!

Well then... In that spirit.
It is better to belch and have a second taste....
...than to fart and let it go to waste..

 

This is Radio Yerevan. Our listeners ask us: “According to Putin, what is going on in Ukraine is a battle between Russia and NATO, and what is at stake is world domination. What is the situation there in the war?”
We answer: “Russia has lost 14,000 soldiers, 100 fighter planes, 100 helicopters, 500 tanks, 1500 armored vehicles, 4 ships, 230 guns and 6 generals. NATO hasn’t shown up yet.”

https://www.armenianinstitute.org.uk/viewstext/radio-yerevan

 

Just received from a friend in Australia:

Ther's an administrator - whose hobby is flying - just joy flights. On
this day he's out and having a good time buzzing about - and before he
knows it he's lost. But there in a paddock below him he sees someone so he
goes down and calls out: "I say can you tell me where I am - I'm
geographically discombobulated."

The answer comes back 39 43 N 55 36 W. So he's got his answer -
but it doesn't mean anything to him. He goes down to have a go flying very
slowly. "I say are you an engineer? "Yes, I am." How did you know?"

"Oh - I always find that when I ask an engineer something that the
answer is unintelligible - that's how I knew."

He passes by again and the fellow on the ground calls back. "You
wouldn't happen to be an administrator would you?" "Yes - I am." "How did
you know?" "Oh - everytime I tell an administrator exactly what they need to
know they can't do anything with it."

 

Well then... In that spirit.
It is better to belch and have a second taste....
...than to fart and let it go to waste..

Lmao! did not know that one xD
......... using it!!!