Now if only Cesar and I had snow...

did you know that the "c", in "cmartinez" stands for "César" ?

 

Yup and it don't snow cept in a blue moon where I live and not at all fer you I spose...

 

Yup and it don't snow cept in a blue moon where I live and not at all fer you I spose...

In all seriousness, it snows here about once every 15 to 20 years ... and it stays on the ground for like, 5 minutes...

Although the mountains can keep it for a day, or two. But never enough to open a skiing resort...

 

did you know that the "c", in "cmartinez" stands for "César" ?

So, are you the César Martinez from Monterrey the boxer, the soccer player, the artist, the wife beater, the actor, the landscaper, the chemical factory worker, ...?

 

So, are you the César Martinez from Monterrey the boxer, the soccer player, the artist, the wife beater, the actor, the landscaper, the chemical factory worker, ...?

LOL !!!! ... there are so many César Martínez down here that I'm not afraid to use my name as my handle in social media ...

PS: Definitely not the wife beater ...

 

LOL !!!! ... there are so many César Martínez down here that I'm not afraid to use my name as my handle in social media ...

PS: Definitely not the wife beater ...

I thought not. But thanks for confirming.

 

A guy walks into a bar & orders 12 shots of the finest tequila & then starts knocking them back,wicked fast. The bartender says."Slow down!" The guy said,"You'd be drinking fast too if you had what I had!"
The bartender asks."What do you have?"
The guy says,"About four dollars."

 

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You are el terrible señor Martinez.
does he get his Nickel back?

 

He's lucky he wasn't thinking 'snake'.

 

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Give it time...

 

 

 

My girlfriend asked me for an analogy for this terrible inflation we are going through so she can better understand.
So I said to her."Before we meet you were 36-24-36.
Now you're 48-40-48. So technically, you have more than you had earlier, but your value is less than earlier."
That's inflation!
...Happy get out of Valentine's Day everybody!

 

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Don't give them such detailed instructions.

 

Hey everybody did you hear YouTube Twitter and Facebook are combining to become one entity and they will call it.
"You twit face"