The one with the sign saying "Slow children at play".

Speaking of signs, the street department just put up a sign to tell deer they should cross the road right in front of my house!

 

MMmmmm. Venesin.

 

MMmmmm. Venesin.

Hm, I think it's called Venison, unless your deer are different (called dear?)
My favorite is venison pepperettes

 

My favorite is venison pepperettes

Pepperettes? You just made that up so I'll do the same.
I bought a new gadget: you put venison pepperettes in the top, turn the handle, and it comes out as pheasant, it's a real game changer!

 

Venison pepperettes are real as anything else. I have a friend who is a regular deer hunter and he brings in his venison pepperettes to every poker game we have. I think he does that to distract us from the poker game....

 

Venison pepperettes are real as anything else

I know! but that's not funny!
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
– Beer nuts are always over a dollar, whereas deer nuts are always under a buck

 

Venison pepperettes are real as anything else. I have a friend who is a regular deer hunter and he brings in his venison pepperettes to every poker game we have. I think he does that to distract us from the poker game....

You're saying, Buck Pepperettes can be very distracting - I assume, what happened at poker nights, stays at poker nights.

 

Venison / tomatoe. What's the difference?! OK, I misspelled it. But before I did I googled it and thought I saw it spelt with an "I".

 

it's a real game changer!

Game changer! Great!

 

Now THIS is no joke. Just pay attention to the third paragraph.
https://news.yahoo.com/yellowstone-sees-1-000-earthquakes-202428368.html

 

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority recently found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston. Everyone involved was concerned that these crows might have died from Avian Flu, so they had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows. To everyone's relief, it was determined that the problem was definitely not the Avian Flu. Instead, the cause of death looked to be from vehicular impacts.

During the detailed analysis of the crows, it was noted that there were varying colors of paints found on the birds' beaks and claws. By analyzing the paint residue, it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by the impact of trucks, and only 2% were from impact with a car.

The Massachusetts Turnpike Authority then hired an ornithological behaviorist to look into the cause for the disproportionate percentages of crows killed by trucks versus crows killed by cars.

The ornithological behaviorist came up with the answer very quickly. The cause? When crows eat roadkill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn the other crows of impending danger.

While all the lookout crows could say the word "Cah," none of them could say "Truck."

 

 

Scotsman on holiday in Canada: What's yon beast over there?
Canadian: That's a moose!
Scotsman: Och, If that's a moose, how big are your cats?

 

There's a moose loose in the hoose!

 

A classic :

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"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems"
-Paul Erdős

 

I don't get it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll

 

I don't get it?
There's no punchline!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll

Thank you !I feel so stupid! I've never seen that before.

 

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I am the punch line now that's funny!