Al said,
"I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!"!
Max.

Taberger's Safety Coffin employed a bell as a signaling device, for anybody buried alive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin

 

 

Sign of the times!
Max.

 

Sign of the times!
Max.

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That's an old one, Max... I beat you to it....

 

Oops!

 

A married couple is having the nastiest fight of their lives, when the wife finally explodes and demands that the husband get out of the house... The husband happily complies and hurriedly packs his things to go to a hotel.

When he's at the door, the wife approaches him giving him a cold stare and an evil eye, and says:

"I hope to God almighty that you live a miserable life, and suffer a long, slow, painful death!!"

The husband then puts his luggage on the floor and answers:

"Would you please make up your mind??? Do you want me to leave or do you want me to stay?"

 

About social media:

"Your profile is not complete"

No, I ain't dead yet.

 

The problem with bucket seats is that not everyone's bucket is the same size. -- Gene Amole, Empire Magazine

 

I have a hunch we've seen this here before? In case we have not:

 

I have a hunch we've seen this here before? In case we have not:

If we did I am glad I din't see it the first time and am really sorry to see it this time.

 

A few 'Gems' from Dr DeGrasse Tyson.
http://twistedsifter.com/2012/01/best-neil-degrasse-tyson-quotes/
Max.

 

A few 'Gems' from Dr DeGrasse Tyson.
http://twistedsifter.com/2012/01/best-neil-degrasse-tyson-quotes/
Max.

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

 

A few 'Gems' from Dr DeGrasse Tyson.
http://twistedsifter.com/2012/01/best-neil-degrasse-tyson-quotes/
Max.

This doesn't sound right:

Wanna lose 1200 Calories a month? Drink a liter of ice water a day. You burn the energy just raising the water to body temp.
​

I'm sure the quote meant to be "Wanna lose 1200 Calories a day?" ... right?

 

This doesn't sound right:

Wanna lose 1200 Calories a month? Drink a liter of ice water a day. You burn the energy just raising the water to body temp.
​

I'm sure the quote meant to be "Wanna lose 1200 Calories a day?" ... right?

Just did the math... the quote is right... I had forgotten that it's customary to count real calories as kilo-calories, and still call them just calories...

 

I have a hunch we've seen this here before? In case we have not:

https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/the-jokes-thread.60389/page-48#post-838330

 

Wanna lose 1200 Calories a month? Drink a liter of ice water a day. You burn the energy just raising the water to body temp.

I'm curious: does a liter of hot coffee a day reverse this effect?

 

...Dr DeGrasse Tyson.

One of the greatest SG Atlantis episodes:

 

A few 'Gems' from Dr DeGrasse Tyson.
http://twistedsifter.com/2012/01/best-neil-degrasse-tyson-quotes/
Max.

Next time you’re stunned by large Moon on horizon, bend over and view it between your legs. The effect goes away entirely.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 19, 2011

Well...this explains a lot!

"Objects between these legs are larger than they appear..."

 

This doesn't sound right:

Wanna lose 1200 Calories a month? Drink a liter of ice water a day. You burn the energy just raising the water to body temp.
​

I'm sure the quote meant to be "Wanna lose 1200 Calories a day?" ... right?

Just did the math... the quote is right... I had forgotten that it's customary to count real calories as kilo-calories, and still call them just calories...

Back in my biology days, a kilocalorie was NOT a calorie, it was a Calorie.
Your quote from NDT had Calorie correctly capitalized.

 

Christmas card from my plumber.