The Jokes thread

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
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There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who do not know binary
How about those who are competent in binary up to 8 or 16 unsigned bits, but get all flummoxed at the introduction of a sign bit?

Or those who cannot comprehend a binary point -- fixed or floating?

Don't even get me started on binary math.

I think there are far more than 10 people.
 

MaxHeadRoom

Joined Jul 18, 2013
28,617
Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said,
"I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented,
"I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said,
"I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!"!
Max.
 
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