I asked my wife to toss me the newspaper.

She said, "Here, use my iPad."

That spider never knew what hit it.

 

I asked my wife to toss me the newspaper.

She said, "Here, use my iPad."

That spider never knew what hit it.

You just made my day.
ROFLMAOF!

 

You just made my day.
ROFLMAOF!

And you've made mine again with your acronym.

 

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to a corner store with $1, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs.

You can't do that now.

Too many damn security cameras.

 

A brief list of very dangerous combinations:

• Power and Ignorance
• Money and Arrogance
• Drugs and Weapons
• Cough and Diarrhea

 

A brief list of very dangerous combinations:

• Power and Ignorance
• Money and Arrogance
• Drugs and Weapons
• Cough and Diarrhea

I saw a product in the grocery store today that was labelled something like "Supremo Diaria". Gosh I wish I'd taken a picture of it!

 

Maybe diária, Portuguese and Spanish! Daily?.
Max.

 

I saw a product in the grocery store today that was labelled something like "Supremo Diaria". Gosh I wish I'd taken a picture of it!

Have you seen this clip?

 

Maybe diária, Portuguese and Spanish! Daily?.
Max.

In spanish, Daily is spelled "Diaria"

 

In spanish, Daily is spelled "Diaria"

I've been searching online for a picture of the product but can't find it! I though it was in the cookies area but it could have been anything, maybe coffee filters. I'll just have to look again next time. I'm not going to call them and have that conversation!

 

I'm not going to call them and have that conversation!

Why not? ... this is important, man!

 

 

Sadly that can go for almost any governing body the pope meets.

 

Sadly that can go for almost any governing body the pope meets.

Including at the Vatican.

 

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A little workshop humor :

 

When I was a teenager.......a mechanic where I worked was killed that way. They had been using low pressure air wands to clean the soot from the foundry and such.....in the locker room. And they got to foolin' around and turned the pressure up..........and got to close to an anus. Killed the fellow. I believe this was in 68. Men were drooping like flies from heart attacks. And no trauma skills like today.

All un-nessesary air hoses were removed the next day. The crew was never the same of course.....and many moved on.

 

A little workshop humor :

We just used to try and electrocute one another.

 

We just used to try and electrocute one another.

We just tried to spray methyl-ethyl-death on each other.

 

We just tried to spray methyl-ethyl-death on each other.

We can only assume you were the winner.