It has to be, doesn't it? These are funny because, to some degree, we've all done these things. But yeah, half the first video alone was a lifetime's worth of ...moments. To have them all happen on camera? Not likely. I love the wife screaming in the background.

I'm pretty sure it's staged, because some of his videos are more than 5 years old, and he's still posting new ones.

 

Hello,

Bertus

This guy has a ton of videos like this. I think it is very irresponsible staged or not. And did you hear is kid in the background? What kind of language is that to teach your kids?

 

A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?”

The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

 

Scam Targeting Elderly Men

Men Fall For This Scam 90% Of The Time
2 days ago
A new scam targeting older men:

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look.) When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead, ask for a ride to McDonald’s.

You agree, and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet was stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

 

I may never ever be able to go there but is this a warning or an Invitation ?

On the hand @MaxHeadRoom you had lot of wallets stolen and hell lotta peeks at the b**bs

 

Scam Targeting Elderly Men

Men Fall For This Scam 90% Of The Time
2 days ago
A new scam targeting older men:

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look.) When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead, ask for a ride to McDonald’s.

You agree, and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet was stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

Really old joke.

 

Really old joke.

New to me, and apparently a couple of others!
Max.

 

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html?lang=en&cc=us

 

This guy has a ton of videos like this. I think it is very irresponsible staged or not. And did you hear is kid in the background? What kind of language is that to teach your kids?

I tried to watch them several times in the past but I cannot manage to find them funny.

Sorry but I think of it as a (maybe) clever guy doing stupid things. Being clumsy continuously means no fun to me. Buster Keaton was a fake stupid but not so many times in one single movie.

 

TSA screener: "Sir, you can't take that bag past this point."
Bag holder: "I can't?"
"No. There might be something in the bag that would let you take control of the aircraft."
"That's true, but I really need the bag. Have you checked your list?"
"Your name is not on the list".
"You alphabetized list is missing half of the names. Where is the rest of the alphabet?"
"I am sorry sir but if you keep arguing you will miss your flight."
"No! You don't understand. I must be on that plane! I'm the pilot."


(Based on a true story told by the pilot).

 

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Who is the laziest?

Bertus

 

Wow. That burger holder. Plus, that one where that person is walking the dog... sort of. Hahahah

 

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theater evening.

We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local taxi company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived, and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the parrot. My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-by to my mother."

A few minutes later, I got into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away.

"That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the backyard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the Taxi was deafening.

 

"No! You don't understand. I must be on that plane! I'm the pilot."
(Based on a true story told by the pilot).

Hudson and Landry

 

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.
Love the response this ad got!!
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be waiting.....






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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

 

went to the local zoo today

went past the gorilla cage and all there was there was a piece of toast, no gorilla, just the toast

gotta love zoo's, bread in captivity...

 

Found on facebook ....

 

did you see this one?

 

Seven priests walk into a bar......
https://ca.yahoo.com/news/catholic-...ardiff-pub-mistaken-stag-party-144830462.html
Max.