Surviving the Game, a 1 google search.
https://www.amazon.com/Surviving-Game-Rutger-Hauer/dp/B000YJ2WU8

Rutger Hauer used to be one of my favorite actors, and Ladyhawke one of my favorite movies.

 

Hello,

@cmartinez , Did you know that Rutger Hauer started his career as Floris van Rosemund in a dutch series:

Bertus

 

Hello,

@cmartinez , Did you know that Rutger Hauer started his career as Floris van Rosemund in a dutch series:

Bertus

No, but I remember him playing a terrorist in a cheesy Sylvester Stallone movie, many years ago...

 

Hello,

@cmartinez , The floris series where made in holland before Rutger he moved to the USA.
He is a dutchman from origine.

Bertus

 

 

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

 

Oh? My wife and I have sex almost every night. We almost had it on Monday, almost had it on Tuesday...... Not much fun getting old.

 

 

"My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car...... She wanted me to drive!" Rodney Dangerfield

 

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

 

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

LMAOF !
It took a while for me and I nearly destroyed my keyboard.
Don't drink while reading the jokes thread.

Oh? My wife and I have sex almost every night. We almost had it on Monday, almost had it on Tuesday...... Not much fun getting old.

Almost ????? LMAOF !
Should have taken my own advice about the drinking part.
Not the keyboard. But it ain't a good feeling when water runs down your nose.

 

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

I do.

 

I designed a vehicle horn for crowded cities. While you honk it plays a series of bad language expressions.
The second version selects what it will play depending on the speed and how often you press the break.
For orders please contact me!

 

LMAOF !

It took me a second, but I think the correct acronym is LMFAO. It may be more fun the way you do it!

 

Hello,

Bertus

 

Hello,
Bertus

Oh my, I had to stop half way through the first one to catch my breath. I'll savor the rest through the day. If that's not staged, and it doesn't look like it is, that guy is a true doofus.

 

Oh my, I had to stop half way through the first one to catch my breath. I'll savor the rest through the day. If that's not staged, and it doesn't look like it is, that guy is a true doofus.

Don't mean to spoil the magic for you, wayneh, but I think that the videos are staged... it's hilarious, nevertheless...

 

Hello,
Bertus

I am glad I paused to drink the water after hitting play button.
I am not kidding about this. I thought of what I said before.

Seriously...If this guy is for real it will be way more fun but I think it is staged.
LMAOF.........My stomach hurts.

 

Don't mean to spoil the magic for you, wayneh, but I think that the videos are staged... it's hilarious, nevertheless...

It has to be, doesn't it? These are funny because, to some degree, we've all done these things. But yeah, half the first video alone was a lifetime's worth of ...moments. To have them all happen on camera? Not likely. I love the wife screaming in the background.