Hello,

@MaxHeadRoom , Also on the given page:

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Bertus

His favorite daily newspaper is the one with the most pages.

 

You've got to give him credit for innovation. I guess after a few sparks to the face, a solution becomes more obvious.

Yes. Flame proof paper. He is going to make a mint!

 

Hello,

Do you remember this old thread?
https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/build-a-transformer-need-help.23978/
Have a look at the pictures in the posts #16 and #17.

Bertus

 

Hello,

Do you remember this old thread?
https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/build-a-transformer-need-help.23978/
Have a look at the pictures in the posts #16 and #17.

Bertus

Wow... those two pics belong rather in the "Something Weird" thread

 

Didn't know if I should post it here, or in the "weird" thread...

http://curiousmindmagazine.com/canadians-spocking-fivers/​

 

Hello,

@cmartinez , from the thread Tales from the grill... you seem to like to do the cooking.
I also do a lot of cooking at home.
I do have this little chop(p)ing board for preparing the food over here:



Bertus

 

It's obviously photoshopped, but it's got rather funny points:

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Hello,

@cmartinez , from the thread Tales from the grill... you seem to like to do the cooking.
I also do a lot of cooking at home.
I do have this little chop(p)ing board for preparing the food over here:

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Bertus

So when do you want us all to show up for dinner?

 

So when do you want us all to show up for dinner?

Better yet... let's organize an AAC BBQ!

 

It's obviously photoshopped, but it's got rather funny points:

My first boss used to tell me that when you buy a house, the company gets ahold of your left nut. When you get married, the company grabs the right. When kids come, they begin to squeeze.

sorry, I don't know how the text got centered or how to turn it off​

 

My first boss used to tell me that when you buy a house, the company gets ahold of your left nut. When you get married, the company grabs the right. When kids come, they begin to squeeze.

sorry, I don't know how the text got centered or how to turn it off​

Just as long they don't squeeze hard enough to start milking you... .... uuugghhhh...

PS: At the top of the message text box, just select your text and then click on the text justify button to select which alignment you want.

 

PS: At the top of the message text box, just select your text and then click on the text justify button to select which alignment you want.

D'oh! Fixed it. Thanks. I think I need to go do something else.

 

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today. She informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures. She believes they will bring in $15 to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Wow! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman and you just made my day! Now I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

 

I think this just about covers all of @#12's complaints about me...

 

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,
and hunted and fished and raced cars,
and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan,
and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony,
and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns,
and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts,
and never got cheated on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was cool as heck,
and he had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up.

The End.

 

And lived happily ever after...

 

And lived happily ever after...

Thanks for providing the vital missing piece to the story.

 

And lived happily ever after...

Thanks for providing the vital missing piece to the story.

It was in there:

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles...

 

It was in there:

Needs to be the last line in the story not the first.

 

Thanks for providing the vital missing piece to the story.

Yeah... that was a good joke, but it lacked the cherry on top