This one beats them all for its realism:

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

 

I must admit that I'm guilty of a few of those.

I won't say which.

 

I must admit that I'm guilty of a few of those.

I won't say which.

Are u a Redneck ??

 

yep

 

One side of my family is from the hills of Kentucky. I could write most of those jokes but Jeff Foxworthy already did them. Besides, he won't put me on his payroll.

 

yep

your complete answer should've been: "and proudly so!"

 

your complete answer should've been: "and proudly so!"

How about, "Yep, as sure as my wife is my cousin!"

 

How about, "Yep, as sure as my wife is my cousin!"

Cue dueling banjo's in the back ground.
Max.

 

we don't talk about that

 

Cue dueling banjo's in the back ground.
Max.

hey... speak no evil of my favorite song!

 

How about, "Yep, as sure as my wife is my cousin!"

Once I went down that road.
Too bad it never came to be.

On second that, it was for the best.

 

we don't talk about that

Sure we do. That is the first topic on every first date in Kentucky.

The first priority is to determine if you are cousins. I'm 66 years old and the locals still call me, "Sybil's boy" because that ties me to Romines, Acree, and Stevens.

 

From xkcd.com

 

From xkcd.com

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Wow those xkcd guys must be a laugh a minute.

 

That reminds me of one I heard a long time ago:
When you're scraping the keel and a fish bites your heel, that's a Moray!

 

Hello

How about some installation faults:
http://www.ibiblio.org/kuphaldt/socratic/sinst/doc/fail.html
These is a funny one:





Bertus

 

Hello

How about some installation faults:
http://www.ibiblio.org/kuphaldt/socratic/sinst/doc/fail.html
These is a funny one:

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Bertus

I always wondered what the difference was between a hard hat and a soft hat ... now I know!

 

I always wondered what the difference was between a hard hat and a soft hat ... now I know!

I got one kick out of a machine installation in India, the on site welder shows up with open toed sandals and no welding helmet, he used one lens from a pair of sunglasses with the other eye closed!!
Needless to say OSHA was not on site!
Max.

 

Hello,

@MaxHeadRoom , Also on the given page:



Bertus

 

Hello,

@MaxHeadRoom , Also on the given page:

You've got to give him credit for innovation. I guess after a few sparks to the face, a solution becomes more obvious.