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- Thread starter R!f@@
- Start date
What???? Do you really think people here are stupid enough to click on some unknown link, just to see a joke? Really?
Agree,
@boatsman , has your yahoo mail been hacked or are you trying to hack someone else's email?
Moderators Note:
The links needs a yahoo account, so the links will be deleted.
Why does your ding-a-ling look like a Christmas tree?
It's the spirit of the season, dude!
nerdegutta
- Joined Dec 15, 2009
- 2,689
Might be his Christmas avatar...
Or rather the ghost of Christmas morning!
Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stopped at 3 ho's.
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was looking out of the window this morning and said to my wife 'It looks like rain dear'
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The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus (or cmartinez's post
)
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stopped at 3 ho's.
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was looking out of the window this morning and said to my wife 'It looks like rain dear'
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The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus (or cmartinez's post
)and for the new year (just under 12 hours here)
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A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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The first week of January, gyms and yoga classes everywhere are packed with people who made new years resolutions to tone up. It’s like sardines in there. Big sardines. But they’re all gone by February.
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they drop the ball in times square, nice reminder of what a lot of people did all year
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have a good one, take care (or enough alcohol to numb that )
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A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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The first week of January, gyms and yoga classes everywhere are packed with people who made new years resolutions to tone up. It’s like sardines in there. Big sardines. But they’re all gone by February.
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they drop the ball in times square, nice reminder of what a lot of people did all year
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have a good one, take care (or enough alcohol to numb that
)So, what's the deal with the "yule log"?
To get to the other side?
Four to six miles everyday makes this a non-issue.
Is that how far you drive to get your daily allotment of scratch-offs?
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