Work until you're too sore to care about food. I reduced my waist by two belt notches since I started refurbishing the used car. The scale says I didn't lose a pound, but converting fat to muscle is a good way to kick-start the process.

If only I could convert brains into muscle.... arrogant me

 

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?"

"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

 

 

Something I hear but I really do not get..
"Home Depot"
What is that part all about ?

 

Something I hear but I really do not get..
"Home Depot"
What is that part all about ?

Are you Polish?

 

hehe ! Nope.

 

Home Depot

 

Home Depot

Wow, Home Depot now carries food too?

 

Hmmm ! I thought Home Depot was a hardware store !!!

 

Hmmm ! I thought Home Depot was a hardware store !!!

That's the point

 

So I can tell Ace Hardware is not a Home Depot.

 

They are direct competitors though.

 

Don't know about the rest of the country, but around here Menard's has groceries, toys, and all the other stuff you would find at Home Depot.

 

So... we've had 10 posts regarding a polish joke, that quickly degenerated into a discussion on the best place to find hardware...

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... wondering if tickling was the only thing he felt...

 

Clever Signs
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
"

Eat at Hits the Spot Diner or we both starve.

 

about 20 years ago, i was at some place doing a delivery, the place next door had a hand written sign

'all deliveries in the rear' so i took a picture.

one guy came out and asked why i took the picture, i told him its supposed to be 'at' the rear

 

...it's supposed to be 'at' the rear...

Either that, or you misinterpreted the nature of 'deliveries'.

 

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