Wet celery????

Don't knock it till you try it.

 

Oh no!

 

Oh no!

and you uploaded it in full resolution!

 

is it kinky or tasty ?
First it was kinky HDD now kinky celery, wonder what's next.

 

Looks like your celery would benefit from a couple of viagra pills.

 

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I remember this form a greeting card I gave to a friend.

 

and you uploaded it in full resolution! View attachment 95361

You are lucky he didn't upload the video of the celery in use!

 

You are lucky he didn't upload the video of the celery in use!

please don't put that image in my mind...

 

I was sitting in the hospital canteen, when the doctor came over, looking all weepy eyed.

"What's up, doc?" I asked, before tucking into my sandwich.

"I'm afraid your wife didn't make it." he said.

"I can tell," I replied. "This sandwich is gorgeous."

 

I found this story funny enough to post it in this thread:

A new theory had emerged -- the man was indeed alone in the apartment, he was responsible for both the "womanly" screams and the threats to kill. They were not aimed at a woman, but an eight-legged arachnid.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/11/26/asia/spider-mistake-domestic-violence-australia/index.html​

And btw, I too hate spiders!

 

Don't all arachnids have eight legs? Unless of course it meets with some unfortunate accident!

 

 

 

Me trying to leave electronics store, I was supposed to spend 1$ on OP amps ended up spending 30$ on stuff i'll probably never use only because it was 99 cents .

 

Me trying to leave electronics store, I was supposed to spend 1$ on OP amps ended up spending 30$ on stuff i'll probably never use only because it was 99 cents .

that gif you've posted is making me claustrophobic

 

 

q - whats the difference between love and marriage?
a - love is one long sweet dream, marriage is the alarm clock

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son talking to dad 'i hear in india a man doesn't know his wife until he marries'
dad replies ' that happens everywhere son, everywhere'

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wife asks husband 'what are you doing?'
husband replies 'nothing...'
wife replies 'nothing? you've been reading the marriage certificate for an hour'
husband replies 'i was looking for the expiration date'

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a couple were driving down a country road for a fair distance not saying anything to each other after an argument they had earlier and neither wanted to concede their position

as they pass a barnyard full of mules, goats and pigs, the husband says statistically 'are they relatives of yours?'

the wife replies 'yes, inlaws'

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now i'm going to watch the wedding video backwards, love the end bit when she takes off the ring, walks back down the isle and jumps in the car ...

 

Me trying to leave electronics store, I was supposed to spend 1$ on OP amps ended up spending 30$ on stuff i'll probably never use only because it was 99 cents .

too many x chromosomes?

 

Probably has to do something with genes.My father is the same, goes shopping for a screwdriver ends up buying half the store.