Been having trouble remembering things.
Bought new shoes with memory foam.
It don't work.

 

What is the name of that supplement that improves your memory?

 

 

What is the name of that supplement that improves your memory?

Um - it's right on the tip of my tongue.

Um - - -

Um - - -

Sorry, I can't remember.

 

An old man always said....Never trust people with these facilities talking about "Human Right"...
because this is how they actually see people :E

 

 

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That page says "2 of 5". What jokes were on the other pages?

 

Nada... Just some of the trimmings.

 

Since this is an international group, may I remind you that this coming Thursday is Thanksgiving in the US. Traditionally, roasted Turkey is served at the main meal (followed by an afternoon of American football)

 

The Pillsbury Dough Boy just passed away.
Services will be held tomorrow at 350 for 25 minutes.

 

 

 

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Yep, late teens to early 20s is when schizophrenia sets in...

 

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Maybe it was just his mirror that didn't age well. Oxidation can really distort things.

 

 

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

 

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

My mom's advice back in the early 1960s, "don't act like a child, if everyone knows that one word means another, just say the other word". I was under 10 at the time. Swearing was not a big deal in my family and most of my siblings grew up to be people who rarely swear and some didn't really grow up.

 

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Continuing in that theme, if you see anything dirty in these, it must be all in your mind:

What is the difference between a nun and a girl in the bathtub?

Spoiler

The former has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny girl?

Spoiler

The former is a phony buck.

What is the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team?

Spoiler

The former is a pack of cunning runts.

What is the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

Spoiler

The former shucks between fits.

 

Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds tonight at 1AM for Thanksgiving.