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doesn't the fact that the "wire" is a hollow tube change its properties?
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No!
From a bicyclist’s point of view this is a very bad design. How many bikes can you actually park on this thing? Three if you don’t mind crushing the next one. Sorry to butt In on your puzzle but as a cyclist who is often looking for a secure place to lock up my bike I am constantly amazed at the bad designs and locations that are available. This one in particular has tubes that are two thick for most locks and too narrow to fit a bike in easily especially next to another bike.
If a bike was parked in one of the slots would the inductance be changed? How about if it was steel framed or aluminum or carbon fibre?
Thanks.
If a bike was parked in one of the slots would the inductance be changed? How about if it was steel framed or aluminum or carbon fibre?
Thanks.
It's called "art".
I thought it was called an inductor
K I’ll solve this, artistic induction.artistic inductor... inductortion to art... the art of inducing... lots of useless ideas rushing through my brain right now...
kv
Thanks... after reading your post, my mindworm is gone... now I can rest....K I’ll solve this, artistic induction.
kv
MaxHeadRoom
- Joined Jul 18, 2013
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In summer I went to my Barber for trim before going on Holiday, he's good, (and cheap!). But he has to one-up you, whatever you tell him, he has out-done it in some way.
I made the mistake of telling him we were going to Italy and also the Vatican, St Peters Square etc.
Of course he had to say he had been and it was very over-rated and there is little to no chance of even seeing the Pope.
So I stayed mum anyway.
The next time I went to him after the Holiday, he brought up the trip, so I could not resist.
I said it was fantastic, and not only did we see the Pope, he walked through the crowd, and even came up to me, The first thing out of his mouth was........,
"Where the Hell did you get your hair cut"?
Max.
Oops! A repeat!
I made the mistake of telling him we were going to Italy and also the Vatican, St Peters Square etc.
Of course he had to say he had been and it was very over-rated and there is little to no chance of even seeing the Pope.
So I stayed mum anyway.
The next time I went to him after the Holiday, he brought up the trip, so I could not resist.
I said it was fantastic, and not only did we see the Pope, he walked through the crowd, and even came up to me, The first thing out of his mouth was........,
"Where the Hell did you get your hair cut"?
Max.
Oops! A repeat!
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This might be a repeat, it is off color so here goes...
A man was interviewing for a postal job opening.
Supervisor: "Mr Jennings, we take punctuality very serious. If you get this job you will be expected to be on time at 8AM, no excuses." Starting down his checklist, Do you have any allergies?"
Mr Jennings: "Yes Sir, I can not tolerate caffeine in any form, it makes me quite sick."
Supervisor: "It says here you were honorably discharge due to an injury. Will this injury interfere with your work?"
Mr Jennings: "I was hit by a IED. Unfortunately it removed both my testes."
The Supervisor winced hearing this, "Son you have enough credit with your background I can offer the job. Do you accept?"
Mr Jennings, "Yes sir, when do I start?"
Supervisor: "Be here at 10AM Monday."
Mr Jennings, "I'm confused, what happened to the 8AM starting time?"
Supervisor: "This is the post office. We spend the first 2 hours of every day drinking coffee and scratching our balls. You don't need to be here for that."
A man was interviewing for a postal job opening.
Supervisor: "Mr Jennings, we take punctuality very serious. If you get this job you will be expected to be on time at 8AM, no excuses." Starting down his checklist, Do you have any allergies?"
Mr Jennings: "Yes Sir, I can not tolerate caffeine in any form, it makes me quite sick."
Supervisor: "It says here you were honorably discharge due to an injury. Will this injury interfere with your work?"
Mr Jennings: "I was hit by a IED. Unfortunately it removed both my testes."
The Supervisor winced hearing this, "Son you have enough credit with your background I can offer the job. Do you accept?"
Mr Jennings, "Yes sir, when do I start?"
Supervisor: "Be here at 10AM Monday."
Mr Jennings, "I'm confused, what happened to the 8AM starting time?"
Supervisor: "This is the post office. We spend the first 2 hours of every day drinking coffee and scratching our balls. You don't need to be here for that."
That's a bit presumptuous of you! Who says this year is going to end?
Dave Barry's 2020 Year in Review.
I met Dave Barry sometime about a hundred years ago. He's as funny in person as he is on paper.
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