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How is going over Niagara Falls in a barrel like an old fashioned light bulb? They are both “in can descent.”

 

 

This pastor obviously know his bible!

 

If you're driving a Tesla and it gets stolen is it now an "Edison"?

 

The song for today, Saturday 12/5/2020

 

St Nicks Day today!
Get your masks here

 

I don’t mean to be a grinch, however... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1333958323356508160

Here’s a very 2020 thing I just learned about myself: this picture of the 8-year-old, 3rd grade version of me has been a meme FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!! Like, there’s merch and everything. Internet is weird.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1333959316081176576

 

I don’t mean to be a grinch, however... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Sam, I'm just teasing you with this meme, of course... but the temptation was just too strong to resist! ...

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Finally, after years of research I’ve found the correct way to put toilet paper on the roll!

 

Whether you put the roll on correctly or incorrectly, remember this one important fact: "No job is finished until the paperwork is done."

 

Not sure if this has shown up here yet?

 

Another "Peasant" Joke

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family’s dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation… So when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with “Carnation milk is best of all ....”
She said to herself “ I know all about milking cows and dairy farms… I can do this!”
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house… A man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we WILL NOT Be able to use it...
Here is her entry
Carnation Milk
Is best of all, No tits to pull,
No hay to haul,
No buckets to wash,
No shit to pitch,
Just poke a hole
In the Son-of-a-bitch

 

This 0.01 uH inductor.

 

This 0.01 uH inductor.
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It won't work... both sides are connected to ground... literally...

 

This 0.01 uH inductor.
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Did you actually do the math? Or are you just guessing?

 

Did you actually do the math? Or are you just guessing?

that would be interesting...

 

that would be interesting...

And trivial.

 

Let's see now.

Number of turns = 6
Length = 100 cm
Radius = 25 cm
Relative permeability = 1

Inductance = 8.9μH