The Jokes thread

MrChips

Joined Oct 2, 2009
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Hee, hee. I would tie a string from the light switch to the float ball arm in the toilet tank so that when the tank is full it would flick the switch. Then I would flush the toilet and go see which light bulb changes state. :)
Edit: I could have just taken the end of the string with me but this is more ingenious, like a Rube Goldberg contraption.
Or I could just call wife to flick the switch!:rolleyes:
 

SamR

Joined Mar 19, 2019
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Well our 1-year-old Lab pup Jack (AKA shredder, bad pup, and get out of that) figured out how to ring the doorbell so I guess anything is possible...
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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Well our 1-year-old Lab pup Jack (AKA shredder, bad pup, and get out of that) figured out how to ring the doorbell so I guess anything is possible...
My elderly neighbor has a small "Yappy" dog. My neighbor is also hard of hearing. That darn dog will drive me nuts (I know, short drive) with his relentless yapping. I've proposed a pedal with a switch connected to a wireless doorbell and teach the dog to push the pedal when he wants to go back inside. Have yet to complete (or start) that project.

That little dog is as small as a football and as heavy as a mack truck!
 

cmartinez

Joined Jan 17, 2007
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The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra.

Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living.
 
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