Isn’t butter good for that?

There goes another memory I wish I could delete...

 

There goes another memory I wish I could delete...

You’ve never heard the phrase butter her up? It means be nice to her

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/butter-sb-up

 

Nice save...

 

You gotta grease the wheels

 

You’ve never heard the phrase butter her up? It means be nice to her

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/butter-sb-up

... yeah, right...

 

@cmartinez you have a dirty mind. I get my wife flowers and gifts when it feels like there’s too much friction.

 

According to Ogden Nash "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker".

 

Keep that stuff away from gremlins.

 

Isn’t butter good for that?

You’ve never heard the phrase butter her up? It means be nice to her

What about margerine?

 

What about margerine?

The postman always rings twice...

 

You’ve never heard the phrase butter her up?

How about, but her face? As in, "she's hot, but her face".

 

"she's hot, but her face"

This reminds me of a joke:

A woman was having no luck finding a date. She sought all kinds of solutions, even resorted to seeing doctors and plastic surgeons. Nobody could help her.

One day a friend said she should see her doctor, a Chinese immigrant who knew more medicine than Western doctors. So she went to see him. It didn't take him two minutes to diagnose the problem. He said "You have Rouk Zakery disease."

"Rouk Zakery disease? What's that?" she asked.

"It when face rouk zakery rike butt!"

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Woman goes to meet her friend for dinner, but she's very late in arriving. The friend asks "Why are you so late?" The woman responds "It took me four hours to bury the cat."

"FOUR HOURS TO BURRY THE CAT?!" exclaims the friend?

"Oh yes! It put up such a struggle."

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you do know cats have nine lives... makes then ideal for experimentation

i do like cats. anyone care to exchange recipes?

ok, seriously, i do like cats, just couldn't eat a whole one by myself

and letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in

 

Three flies went to a convention. A manager fly, a QC fly and an engineer fly. When it was over and they were on their way back to the shop they flew over a cow pasture and decided to stop and have a bite. They ate and ate and ate until they were so heavy they couldn't take off. The QC fly stated the obvious - they ate too much and would have to wait till they've digested their meals. The manager fly said that would take too long. Besides, once digested they'd be hungry again. However, the engineer fly noticed a pitch fork stuck in a pile of meadow wafers and said "We can climb to the top and leap off. Once airborne we should be able to maintain flight and we can be on our way in no time. After deliberating a while they decided it was a good plan. Unfortunately when they leapt off the top of the pitch fork they all fell to their death.

The moral of the story: Never fly off the handle when you're full of chit!

 

...and letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in

Or, putting it in in the first place.

 

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