Maybe not.But you can vote it out of office.
Maybe not.But you can vote it out of office.
Good Lord ... hang in there, DJ ... only about 8 hours more to go!Everyone has a bad day once in a while. And today was mine!
1. It started last night. I accidentally put my ADHD medicine in with my nighttime meds. I couldn’t get to sleep until 4am. The plus side was that I got a lot done at 12, 1, 2, 3 and 4am
2. Then I was wide awake at 7am. I had a busy day ahead, so napping was out of the question. Besides a nap would further screw with my sleep cycle.
3. I had to take my car in for routine maintenance. I was expecting a $49.95 bill. But my front tires were shot. $469.95 later! More on this later...
4. The dealer shuttle drove me to Chili’s where I ordered lunch. I also brought my laptop to do some work. I ordered tacos. I was distracted by the work, but noticed the taco shells were “funky”. When I took a break from the work, I realized why they were funky. I HAD BEEN EATING THE WRAPPING PAPER!
5. I got a call from the dealer and they were going to pick me up. I went to pay my tab, AND I DIDN’T HAVE MY WALLET! I change my pants once a week but I always forget to move my wallet. It worked out because I have my CC memorized.
6. I got to the dealer. See post #5. I DIDN’T HAVE MY WALLET! It was ok; they were able to accommodate me.
I’m home now. Don’t want to fall asleep, so I’m writing this post. Tomorrow will be a brighter day. Take care everyone and pray you don’t have a day like today.
Ewwww!I change my pants once a week...
Note that this is The Jokes Thread, Joey.Ewwww!
Weren't you the one with girl problems? I think I just figured out the root cause...
OH GEEZ. Never tell a sleepy man he has only eight more hours till he can close his eyes.only about 8 hours more to go!
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